July 23, 2004
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Question of the Day:
to fart, or not to fart?
You’re hanging out with your girlfriend and you’re as comfortable as can be. Or are you? All of a sudden, you feel a low rumbling in your stomach and you realize that an imminent upheaval of gastro-intestinal fumes looms threateningly on the horizon. What to do? Let it fly? Hold it in until you’re bursting at the seams? A flurry of thoughts run through your head: to fart, or not to fart? Will she get disgusted? Is it really that big of a deal? Worse yet, exactly how noxious will the gaseous product be? You decide to hold it back only to have a surprise silent attack foil your game plan; crap! You’ve just opened the floodgates to an entirely new perspective on your relationship: the comfort zone. Will you be a man and take it in stride? Or will you wimp out like the coward you are? You take a deep breath (damn that smells) look her straight in the eye, and say,
“The dog did it”
Sissy,
(next weeks episode, How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootisie Pop?)
Comments (14)
I say fart away! But I would probably suggest letting it out easy and super quiet if you can and then try to take her away from the spot you were standing. So even though you let out a trail of smelly gas, everyone else but your girl would smell it. Heheh!
Well~~ i personally go to the restroom when i’m in a croud, believe it or not. I think i would like my bf to do so as well. I would like him at least to try. MANNERS matters when it comes to bf !!!! ionno… dat’s juz meh. but if my friends do it, i don’t care. Weird? yeah, i kno.
*i’m sick!!! lan… lan… lan… lan… help!!!!! i have bronkidus? (how do u even spell it??)
ahha… you always know how to make me laugh, don’t ya? it’s nice to hear from you. I hope you had a good time at Live Bait.
farting is gross but hey its natural right? we all fart….ahahahahaha
hahaha…kim say, “fart. better OUT than IN!”
i agree. =)
let ‘er rip dude. who cares? i fart ALL the time in front of my gf. if a gf thinks less of you b/c you fart, i dunno about that gf… here’s a more difficult one:
“you’re at a job interview, and you feel a low rumbling in your stomach…”
now THAT’S scary…
it’s all-natu-ral. i do it. you do it. we all do it. if you don’t – you’ll have gas problems in the tummy. and that’s even worse than the smell. do what phil would do – blame it on the spiders. “damn spiders!” saying that just makes the grossiness go away and make him even more adorable for being so silly. “silly phil, spiders don’t fart.” and see – i still love him!
if it is the first date, ummm….don’t fart…but if you’ve been together for awhile…a fart shouldn’t break up a relationship!
anyway–how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop, anyway?! i’ve tried to count, but i always end up biting it, so i never found out!
where the hell did that come from?
I think people like me and Darrell advocate farting 100%. BTW I farted like crazy at the concert, I figure, whens the next chance I get to fart freely without people accusing me or making faces since the place smells and its loud anyways.
mmm i went on fster and saw that we’re connected thru a few ppl like dee and sonya but im sorrie i have a terrible memory and dont remember u
haha.. that’s so funny and so real… i wonder how long for a realtionship has to be until it is ok for u to slide into the comfort zone…*fart* =P
to be on the safe side, i would advise all people to accuse themselves and leave the room for a short minute.. =)
I just learned of this all you can eat for $6-7 Chinese restaurant in Monterey Park. Do I hear road trip?
thanks for the comment. i’m glad you’ve gotten closer to your father as well. i’ll be sure to come back to see your answer on how many licks it takes.