February 6, 2005
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About Me:
I recently had a friend tell me he was trying to cuss words. So it got me thinking about my earliest memory of cussing. I mean I'm pretty sure I cussed a good deal before this memory but this one stands out for the pure stupidity of it.
Let me break it down for you:
Scene 1:
I'm at home flipping through channels when all of a sudden I find a movie about pirates and the seven seas. So I sat down to enjoy the show.
I look so happy.
Scene 2:
After watching the show for several minutes one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen at the time (I was probably around 8 or 9) occured on the screen.
Haha, one of the pirates gets hit in the balls with a sandbag!!!
Scene 3:
Well you have to realize your parents never really teach you the meanings behind cuss words. All you realize is that when one is uttered it's a big no no. Well after seeing the pirate get hit in the balls I yell out unconciously.
Yea, I didn't know what I was thinking either
Scene 4:
Well either my dad or mom heard me from the other room and comes in the room to talk to me about what I just said.
An asian parents best teaching tool.
Moral of the story: If you are going to cuss then realize
1) An ass is not in your crotch.....
2) Don't let your parents catch you
So do you remember what your first cuss word was?
Comments (68)
i have no idea what my first cuss word was. thankfully, my parents are more lenient towards that kind of thing and dont mind a good cuss from time to time.
my dad's muttered many profanities while I was growing up. Oh, the fun it was.
I don't cuss. I find it pointless. If I were to, I use variants of the word like : bietch, arse, fugg, sun'beach.
Just a hand? My parents tools were plastic bats and anything next to them at the time.
heh... let's just say that I started young and going to a private school all my life, I spent a bit of time "standing on the line" at recess.
"He got hit in the ass." LOL...that's funny.
I don't remember when I first used a cuss word, but I do know I was very young (maybe 3-4 years old), and I had picked it up from my brother. Then there was a long period of time - several years, actually - growing up, that I did not cuss at all. Again, because my brother decided it was bad to cuss, and I picked that up, too. As an adult, I refrain from cussing in my professional life. My co-workers, and people from other companies that I work with, are all amazed that I don't cuss. Some think I'm incapable of cussing. Of course, when I'm around my best buddies, I cuss up a storm. Ha ha ha.
i remeber it was when i was in grade 3... lol my bro is like since kindergarden, since i swear at him -___________-" bad sister..
profanity. a pet peeve of mine. i use replacement words.
ha.. looks like you got beach slapped. :hammer:
LOLS! my first cuss word was straight up, FUCK! lols. I got caught by the lunch lady at school in like.. 1st grade lols.
your animations are so cool .. my first curse word was probably "shit"
but my father had road rage so he cursed at people while driving if someone cut him off. :hammer:
mine was hell xD :w00t:
-aLice <3
"Moral of the story: If you are going to cuss then realize
1) An ass is not in your crotch.....
2) Don't let your parents catch you"
LMAO
SERIOUSLY?!? I thought the ass was part of the crotch! @_@
i dont remember what my first profanity was, nor do i remember the age i was when i said it, but i think it was "damnit" or something like that.. .
That's hilarious. :laugh:
HAHA, that's a funny story. My first cuss word was shit.
i dont remember my first cuss word, but i DO remember in first grade, walking along side the 6th grade classrooms where we lined up at the end of recess....i stuck up my middle singer to point at something, and my friend danielle yelled at me, telling me that i was saying "fuck you"...i didnt know what that meant exactly, but i knew it was bad....
The posts are up and running! I think my first word was crap. Or was it the other four letter word?
wahhhahahha i never said fuck before hahahahhahahah :innocent: im a fuckin good girl!!!! shit fuck ass
your xanga is fascinating
shit, shit was definitely my first. ooh, how I loved the sound of the word "shit". such as "holy shit" and "what the shit".. wow, I loved it.
it felt soo good. hahah, okay I am done.
it was september 30 2001, i was in gr 6, and i said to my dad "you dont have to be PISSED at me just beacuse...blah blah dont remember"
and yes, as you said, the HAND came out and smacked me hard -_- as well as ripped my radio out of its sockets, so alas i had a bruise on the side of my head as well as no music for 6 months
they are more leaniant now, because i can say "crap" in front of them haha
my first cuss word was well wasnt a wrd but a phrase what teh helll ahah and i got in soo much trouble tooolol :tongue:
hahha. those pictures are funny. i think mine was in second grade
hehe, my dad is a profane man, or a man of profanity. :biggrin: Cursing is part of his every day speech, and didn't matter who was listening to him. So, of course I picked up a couple of words or two. My first one was shit.
ahaha great story.
thanks for the random props! yes i enjoyed angels & demons. dan brown's a genius.
hahhaa...
i feel ur entry. except a slipper went flyin' across mah face.
n e whoo... i just toned down mah hair color... da red was too much nowadays...
take care
hhahaha..cute pixs :w00t: hehe
i don't remember my very first cuss word, i but i remember using all of them regularly. it's so funny, i re-read my old journals and i can't believe i used to cuss up a storm! now, i can't seem to do it.
anyway...when i find the perfect little black dress--i'll post up a pic of it :-
hmm i think my first cussword is fuck. HAHA... funny thing is i didn't even knew what it meant at first. because God pronpounced in vietnamese is like fuck... so one day in 1st grade some dude was like "if ure asian do u believe in Jesus too?" i was like nawww.. i believe in fuck, my parents never told me that translated in english, our God would be called Budda. .. haha....... boy was i in trouble.
woopz soorry
haha i don't remember what my first cuss word was but i remember being caught by a day care person. i was playing a comp game and saying shit or something *shrugs*
nice drawings...
maybe i should move to atlanta so i can put an IV in my arm and have coke running through me 24-7
i don't even remember...i'm well versed in curses...in seven diferent languages to varied success...my favorite these days is 'cunt'....the shock value alone is worth it.
Hilarious animation, and good advice
For some reason it makes me think of threebrain.com.
I don't remember my first bad-swear, but I do remember telling on my little brother when I was about five because he said "Shame on you," and I thought "shame" was a bad word (probably because there's a finger motion that goes along with it, just like a well-known actual swear).
tHE Pixz r prettie funny...
you are just soo funny! love your page- very entertaining!!
Chi
is "ass" considered a cuss word? i mean, if they say it on t.v., then is it still considered a cuss word? same with "bitch". i remember when i was a kid, they never said these words on prime time t.v., but now they're in like every episode of "friends", "scrubs", etc.
hahhahah.. these are waaaay cute
I sooo remember my first time.
My mother was a huge christian (southern christian if that paints a more vivid picture for you) and had a thing for saying dammit when something didnt go the way she wanted or when she got hurt.
I was never told what this word meant, or that it was wrong to say it, because she never said it in public, and none of us children ever picked it up.
I was at a friend's house one night, this huge sleepover thing...(which was the only one Ive ever gone to..in my life...wow im lame...)and we were all playing this *find out who has a crush on you* game. You have to decide by phone calls and hints which one of the boys on the board likes you. Of course the guys are all fictional. I dont know who came up with this idea, but wow. I think it was very popular when I was younger.
I immediately picked out who I thought was cute and I wanted him to have a crush on me. I wanted no one else to like me but this little cardboard picture and I was dead set on him.
Well, needless to say, he didnt like me, or anyone else in our group...and even worse - an ugly nerd liked me. How sad...it was so traumatic that I decided to use that magic little word for the first time. I had no idea it was bad until I yelled it out and all of the other girls...somehow already knowing that it was a bad word, told me to shut up. Well, between the gasps and the giggles, someone labeled me a badass.
So, I learned not to say these words in front of my parents WITHOUT getting a nice firm slap on the face, and I got a reputation.
I have continued to cuss since that day.
first cussword... was bitch... cousins were listening to a song and a line was "bitch better have my money" i kept saying that line over and over again... mommmy got mad at me ;(...
TT_TT cussing is fucking so bad... hah i said fucking ;(
hey wassup just randomly droppin by your page...nice page here props! have a great day :wink:
p.s. thats a cute post...i dont remember my first time cussin but now i cuss like crazzzy when i'm pissed off :mad: you got some cool posts here..nice pics aww what a cute pic when you were @ chuck e cheese i loved that place as a kid hehe
aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha i love ur cartoon!! im gonna post this up tomorrow.... maybe.
I never swear, I'm an angel with a heavenly voice.
:ohmy: Yes, cuz of asian parents cuss words = chopsticks wacking down on your knuckles. :wacko: Haha, wonder what my first cuss word was... it must've been something pee-pee related
lol...thats pretty funny...!
umm...first swear word...gees...i cant rem....prob sumthign in viet but i dont think my mum cared at the time coz i repeated it after her after she divorced my dad hahahahahaha
lol I know this is a REALLY stupid question but how does one tell if they've been banned-and end up on non featured content?
Congrats btw! :group:
i don't remember my first curse word but i do remember some strange things...like my progression of beliefs concerning where children came from. first i thought it was the bellybutton...but this evolved to the butthole after someone told me children came from "down there." i decided the only logical place out of which something as solid as a child could come would have to be the anus.
i do remember one of the first times i cursed in front of my mom, though. it was in fifth grade, i was really frustrated with something and in an outrageous outburst, i jumped up and down in front of my mom and screamed out, "mother fucking son of a bitch!!" not talking to her of course, but just out of frustration over something else. she just stared blankly at me in shock. and then she started giggling because the sight of me jumping up and down screaming profanities was, i guess, pretty funny to her. i definitely didn't get smacked down or anything. although i got smacked down by my dad when i was five for something much less...i was being disrepectful and sassing him.
Hahahah!.. I wish I could draw like that..
Hmm, first cuss, I guess it was in my language, which translates to, i think, Muthafucka.. :yawn:
Mind me subscribin'?.. Peace.. :boxing:
I am under in featured content.. score.
Hey, thanks for the props for my picture. To answer your question, it was takena few blocks from where I work--some planter box outside a restaurant. I don't think I have ever looked at your xanga before--it is really interesting!
ahahaha~~ cute way to tell story.. mine was shit.
yesterday ? hmmm~ smtg realli great. as in REA~~LLI great.. =P
good animations... :worthy:
hey your page is pretty awesome, can i borrow that addicted picture to put on mah xanga?
yes tahts a kiss you see
my first cuss word was SHIT
and i was so proud of it ahah
puhahhahahaa this is hilarious! love the illustrations!
i think my first cuss was "f*ck" hehe
what ddi u do this weekend??
hahah i guess it was nice for me to sing,....howevr it would of been better if i had a nice VOICE ahhahahaah
lol this entry is ffunnniiieee.. haha ...
hmmm the first time cussing ... hmmm ... I dun FUCKIN'remember DAMN IT!
asssss - hooooooolllllee, like in meet the fockers =D
hahaha i still battle with watching how much i curse... it's tough...
I don't remember my first time, but I remember the first beating I got. After watching robocop, I got a tool and pointed at my dad and said, "I'm going to blow your brains out". I'll leave the rest to your imagination. :hammer:
:yawn: fuck
no idea. i was probably pretty young. i got in trouble in 3rd grade for calling some kid a fucker. yeah. pretty big trouble too. i said it rather loudly in a fit of anger. anyways...
RYC: i say at least 5 more updates in the near future! LOL =D
hah thanks, i thought so too.
<3
hahaha..' an asian parents best teaching tool '..true enough..hilarious scenes..
i think i was 6. i was at my cousins' house and we were jumping up and down on the bed. and i think one of them fell off and i was like 'holy shit!' my uncle threatened to tell my mom. i remembering saying, 'what? i said "holy" in front of it.' ah, those were the days.. :biggrin:
XD Hilarious post.
I don't know exactly my first cuss word, because I had never heard of curse words before that. I was at Girl Scouts and I started reading the words on the playground equipment. I had no idea that it was "bad". I was like 10. LOL!
Hm... NICE.
I remember I called a boy a bastard in kindergarten for getting mulberry juice on me.. but before that...
. Um. what program do you use for those flash things, if you don't mind me asking (not how, just WHAT)
HAHA thas hilarious! looks like paintshop!
hey sweetie thanks a lot (= the doggies are super cute!
oh gee fucking damn, good blog! i still cuss, dont like it, hate it but i still do...i need to be around positive innocent souls like the irvine cats..huh lan?? lol. *inside* and you're outside...oh well. :innocent:
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