February 19, 2005
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Learn Something New:
On a recent entry I told everyone I would get my roomate Patrick back some how for hacking my xanga. Well I finally figured out a way to get him back, and this is how I did it.
I present to you:
How to kick Patrick in the balls.
Step 1:
Find an unsuspecting friend.
Step 2:
Create a distraction.
Step 3:
Bring one of your legs back.
Step 4:
Quickly thrust your foot into his crotch.
Step 5:
Remember to follow through
Step 6:
Stand triumphantly over your victim.
[Disclaimer:] Reading this entry does not give you perimission to kick Lan in the balls.
[Edit:]
This entry actually started out as a draft. I thought I'd scan the picture to show you all how my weird little mind works.
In some ways I like this draft more than the photos
Comments (148)
I never knew patrick was so well endowed!! :wub:
Haha... I'll be sure to greet patrick in the same manner next time I see him. =P
he's REALLY happy to see you :hehe:
man now i know how to kick someone in the balls, thank you, you have preformed a great service toward my life bettering-ness
kicking lan in the balls would be my ultimate goal! LOL =D
OMG...i love the boner...classic
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. nice.
For a dude with the same vulnerable locations, it looks like you enjoyed that way too much. :huh:
let me try that again. ha.
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hahahhahah :laugh: nice niceeeeee
Haha. Why the boner?
ouch! :laugh:
lol at shaun's comment. but he's got a point.. patrick looks mightily happy to see you :tongue:
im glad to say that i've never had to experience a kick to the nards :dribble:
i hope i just didn't jynx myself :blink:
vicious!
Hahaha Silly.
lol love the pictures
i had fun at wild adventures.
hahahah
hahah you guys are crazy
*Hmmm* for some reason these look photoshopped... but they at the same time look very realistic.. lols. hmm.. so is it real or photoshopped? im pretty sure umm *ahem* patrick's pen15 ain't that big.. and dyam. i don't think he can get horny but the sight of his pal lols
hahaha thank you for the lesson..i shall use it tomorrow night if i need to! :laugh: but why did he pull his pants out in the 3rd picture? :huh:
if you like something that comes with a dingy (useless) manual and would like to spend your entire day wondering why the heck you can't transfer songs from your pc to the damn thing, get the zen micro. however, if you like something that doesn't have a fm tuner, voice recorder, and would like to buy music (gasp...BUY music?!) for the most part, get the ipod.
haha those pictures make me laugh...
i am protected post only now for the time being, i've just added you to my protected postings list
the thing where u tell them like "look its a spaceship" is pretty old but if it works for u then .. w/e
Funniest live comic strip I've seen in ages...ouch...
ohhh my.. thanks so much for this blog, i've been doing it wrong this whole time! :laugh:
AHAHAHAHAHAAH that made my day... hilarious.. especially the "step 3" picture. mwahahahahaaaa
two words:
OUCH
lol wow...that's nice.
Brooke_x
ahaha how funny. Thanks for the comment by the way. It aggrivates me when I ask people what they want to be and they reply with " something in the medical field" and I ask why .. then they say " it makes a lot of money and I like to help people" what bullshit. THis is why we have malpractice and bitchy nurses.
:boxing: :showoff: :devil:
Hahahahahaha that is too funny! Your a trip-I swear =)
I kicked someone like that before LOL..didn't know it was that hurt cause he was on the floor crying. haha..
still able to remain erect even after a Crane Rising in the East to the balls, your friend is amazing.
i wondered why you had "lanisweird" on your pics, your name is Lan...well my cousin has the exact same name lol that website domain should have been made for her :tongue: cos she's kinda weird in her own way lol
you added me a while back so it's only right i addyou back
doh! spoil my fun! I was aiming for the left one too!
lmao
puhahahah! too funny!
its about 1:35am now, i just finished work an hour ago and i'm straight onto the pc when i get home. my sis just cooked me pancakes so i'm eating that then i'm off for a nice shower.
What camera do you use to take those pics. mine is so crap, the pics all come out yellowy lol and i have to change the contrast.
Haha! Too funny. It looks like he was just a little too happy to see you. Kekeke :unsure:
xanga can be hacked into? =( i didn't know that
scary
omg i love your xanga! your entries make me laugh like no other!
so this gives us permission to kick patrick in the balls, yes? :boxing:
haha how long did it take you guys to take all of these pics?!?
(oh and thanks for your flattering words on my last entry
)
ahahahah you're so silly.
haha..i lyke ur xanga..
thats the exact camera i was looking into buying canon s500, it takes compact flash cards which is what i use for my nikon camera. Man you just make me wanna go out there and buy it even more, but first i have to pay off all my debts. Its a good camera right? you dont regret buying it? i brought my Sony cybershot T1 and its really crap, not as good as canon, Sony pics look yellow compared to canon pics. I Should have just brought a canon when i can now i'm stuck with a sony T1
HAHA you're sooo silly Lan! You know what? I love your facial expressions.. haha sooo cute!
& I haven't seen this star wars kid..
It's beautiful. It really is.
A true work of art.
hahaha! if patrick can't have kids, then stephanie will be really mad at you. but then again, you have done justice for all the people whose balls patrick ever grabbed or kicked
:innocent: Mommy... what's that pointy thing in that man's sweat pants?
Haha nice instructions. I'll be sure to make use of them someday.
It's funny how he was so "happy" to see you in the first place!!
ow. but then again i wouldn't know.
puahahaha your one of a kind... :tongue:
Okay you rule.
is it revenge if he agreed to set up the picture? and if there is only another guy in the room, and he as a boner.. is that right? :huh: please clue me in.
lmao... loves it!
But I have to wonder... why is he wearing a winter jacket?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm so glad I left our band gig early to come home and find this waiting for me! You are such a riot! :boxing:
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hahaha dude, that is awesome!
i love playing poker such a fun game
Thanks so much for the support...I truly appreciate it! hahah...those photos are very creative and hilarious!
sometimes they cant be there when you need them
y'r so sillie lannie!!
hehe
so got any blowpopz lately?
-n- still havent given ur pup dat name y0o were suppose 'ta give him like half a year ago? :rolleyes: lol
lolzz funny pictures hahaha very creative *sorta*..in a way..Lolz*ahem*...newayz, thanx for tha comment haha happy blated Vday
rowie
lan your page is always so damn hilarious..
ps.. after that comment you left me about the curly hair pix. i curled my hair and took those pix JUST FOR YOU!!! :rolleyes:
hope you have a great weekend
haha. ur pictures are hilarious! hahaha ...
Thanks and I didn't make that top. I wish I was that talented then I would save lotsa money lol.
Tell him to teach me how to hack xanga. :devil: lol
lol. does ur friend have an erection?! :biggrin:
:laugh: lol. but yeah, "four years..." fill in the blank. =D
i cant belive your roomate is so obidient and involved in your xanga life.
i should do that too... hmm.
and the previous blogs i missed... theyre awsome. the gang rape one. awsome.
did somebody die in that room?
anyway. never had anybody comment the way u do
and i love love love it! haha.
i mean with the swiggly lines...
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yea.
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Hey, thanks. The PS effect is 'cutout'
Now that is probably the funniest thing I've seen on xanga. Very nice. The humor in it *almost* makes up for having to imagine how much that would hurt. It's close. :pinch:
yeah...kick his balls lyke tha wai i kicked bryan tu tha curb! lol. haha. u made mah dai! muahz. much luv,
~shelly
omg gross...
wtf is in his pants?!?!
hahahahah tahtssss soooooooooooo gross!!!
yeah you shoulda seen how long is USED to be.
lol you're so goofy. relating to your entry that is.
J
Wow...your roomate is pretty...endowed. Although I'm a bit disturbed that he was sporting a boner in your presence.
BTW, is that police tape on that door behind you?
Okay fine. Step 3's picture was rather hilarious. You're such a ham!!! But making the whole post "canned" was I thought far above you...oh well...it entertains I suppose.
ryc: My camera of choice is the Motorola V600. Yes...I don't even use a legitimate camera.
mr popular! how've you been huh???
new room mate? awesome! im getting one too
LOLOLOL
HAHAHA omg those pics are hilarious . i like that second one!! hehe props back:)
Tell me something, Lan,
It's only u and Patrick there right? If that's the case, why exactly is Patrick having a "peaking" moment?
umm..I think there's more to the story that u're not telling us. Please do share. We ALL would like to know. wink!
:wacko: hehe...that's too funny
haha omg youre so creative. i wish my mind would work something like it. well the website where you can adopt a penguin or whatever animal you want is http://bunnyherolabs.com/adopt/. lol sorry its not a real penguin but hey its yours. to a certain extent. lol
LMFAO!!!
you never cease to amaze me.
or make me laugh hysterically.
it was 'saw'
(first movie i watched w/ my ex)
OMG your page is hilarious, I love the script it's so...original! Thanks for showing me how to kick someone in the balls! Oh yea, what freeway are you talking about? Because the 405 is helpless! :wacko:
lmao. i like how he flew back after you kicked him [=
lmao~!
Niiiice.
Your facial expression in step one is priceless.
Oh dear it's all anime style where he goes flying and lands astray soemwhere else hahaha very amusing =)
Thank you for all your endearing comments they mean a lot to me even in this virtual space of xanga.
r u seriouss? gahh i wish i knew u id ask u to like snag me a used towel or sumthin, lmfao ok sorry im pathetic
Hye can you make a template for my xanga. Yours is really cool! :thumbsup:
random props... hilarious by the way
i like both drafts. one's hilarious and the other's cute!
ahahahhaaha thats hilarious, im lovin' the cartoons!!!!!!
haha dat shitz funni! ne ways thnks for the propz! take carez now
Im going to put a neat little smiley in my comment just like everyone else. I want to conform so badly.
I bet that hurt like :pooh:
yep. I bet he cant take a regular :pooh: for a week or so, bc that looked like it messed with more than his balls.
hahaha! so funny...
LMAO that is sooo funny!
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LOL, thanx for the laugh
bahaha. That was hilarious.
And congrats on getting #1 on FeAtUrEd!
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Woot. :boxing:
I mean... ow. :pinch:
:whistling:
Cheers! Have a good one.
-Jenni
omg thats hilarious it made
my day. =P ttyl
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yes it really works. i dont eat sweets
Hi !
You don't know me and I don't know you
, but I was randomly browsing Xangas and found yours. I’m trying something new on Xanga that I've decided to call spreading some Xanga love. I try to find cool Xangans and sites and leave some love. I'm hoping to make Xanga a friendlier blogging community. If you want to find out more about X Love, go here. 
Anyways, hello & nice site.
Many props and much Xanga Love to you. Have a fabulous week! 
.:.:* Nichole *:.:.
flawless plan!
rofl, random eprops
i like the draft more too lols... it's funny how your mind works because my friend's mind works in similar ways.. :tongue:
omg you are too funny...that so made me laugh...litterally, I had to show everyone in the room I thought it was so funny...thanks for making my day.
Caitlynn
Hey Nice Page, good thoughts, and umm…don’t smoke rocks…
This is the funniest goddamn thing I have ever seen in my life.
wow, that draft looks very professional and well put together! It's so nicely put together! lol Cheers, Christine
Before I saw this, I often found myself thinking
"gee, how can I get my friend Matt back for stealing the last soda."
But then I read this, and now I get him every time.
Thanks sup007 :thumbsup:
:throb: i love it :throb:
hahahahahaha, thats cute. What exactly did he put in his pants anyways?
<3 yOur site! so cute! comment me back! *emily bryann*
that is so funny man... i get threatened to get kicked in the balls all the time by own Girlfriend... lol (in a joking way) and seeing ur xanga makes it so much funnier...
So I guess Patrick has the hots for you, eh?
:hammer:that was so funny! :group:*laughing* :shifty:
haha, that's kinda funny
made my day
haha. those pictures u put up are really funny.
lol nice site you got goin on i like the cartoons well they seem like it lol or w/e i mean really nice site!
Tyler
i freakin love your xanga i am in love with it....keep up the humor
i'm gonna try that on someone soon...lol thanks!
random props!
LOL!!!!! :laugh:
ha great "how to"
Mi Goreng is the BEST!
damn dude thats pretty fuckin funny! make more shit like that thats nice. everytime u make somethin funny like that hit me up so i can check it out l8er.
Oooh I love all your posts. It's nice to see a xanga out there with a bit of personality that shines through, and not another 'this is what I did today...'
--Raven
hahahaha...you've just made my day!! :laugh:
OH MY WORDS THAT HURTS
LOL that was fucking halarious..you are wicked awesome for that, You made my day!
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:laugh: lol, nice xanga!!!!!
cya!!! *random propz* and even tho idk u, i love to propz ppl and stuff....
come visit mai xanga tooh plz!!!
Funny stuff
*Terrian
Okay then.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omgggg PRICELESS! lolll
maaaaaddd funni comic strip loll
the expressions on the guys faces are
just toooooooo muuchhh[funni] lolll
muchhhoo proppzz <3
xoxo!*Trishala*!xoxo
lol nice one hun that's awesome and I love the drawing of the forethought. Well it's question time. So Which do you like better forks with 3 metal pokers or 4?
Get back to me on that one.
~Hilleree
HAHHAHAAAAA
mmm, there goes his lineage :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:
hahahahaha wow that was entertaining :w00t:
Yup. Defenitely some funny shit.
your door, is pretty cool too, it shuts and opens in between steps, thats pretty amazing if you ask me
Ball kicking is not funny. I won't be able to have kids thanks to patrick.
wow! u number one? congrat to u!
:laugh: :laugh: that is just great!! I love these things you do!! have a nice weekend!! ciao meow, Kitty
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:flowers: :fallen: :ermm:W()()T YOU HURT HIS PENIS AND BALLS 8=========D I BET IT HURT A LOT AND HE'S IN PAIN.
Ahahahaha. That gave me shits and giggles! Okok, only giggles. But man that was hilarious. You're just as original as xanga/shi and I less than 3 her xanga too! I'm glad I'm able to read such a funny entry before I quit internet.
Not to mention I read a lot of your other posts too! Well, eprops and a bag of chips for you. 
lol thats great.. ball kicking lessons!
i used to live near orange.. went to the strawberry festival a lot too... there even used to be orange trees there a long time ago
lmao
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