March 1, 2005
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About Me:
Short skirts, halters, bikinis....spring is just around the corner and I can't wait to see all of these lovely outfits again.
[Note:] Damn, I just realized I'm a dirty perv.
Winter Coats:
I don't know about the rest of the country but in Southern California the sun is finally coming out and the rain is clearing away. It's March now and that means winter will be leaving us soon and spring will be taking its place.
There is one big problem that Winter will leave us with though. Whether it was for Thanksgiving, Christmas, Lunar New Year, or Valentine's Day one way or another you probably were eating and gained a little weight.
Get in my belly!!!!!!!!
The Culprits:
I think one of the greatest reasons why I've packed on some extra pounds is Costco. Ever since I moved into my new apartment last August I've been shopping there for two reasons:
1) Free food samples
2) Bulk savings
[Tip:] Never go to Costco after you've eaten all the food in your house. When this situation happens by the time I get to Costco I'm starving and I end up buying everything at the store.
It really is the "Happiest Place On Earth"
The other reason I've been getting a little rounder is I just plain love food. I think the fact that my mom loves to cook didn't help me out.
Can't just have one....
The Solution?
So I've come up with a fool proof system to make sure I lose some weight by spring break and the summer.
1. Drink Liquids:
~One key to eating less is drinking a lot of liquids to fill up your tummy. Also, I heard ice cubes curve your appetite also.
Because I care about my health.
2. Watch what you eat.
~Personally, I am a big fan of fried food, junk food, & chocolate; cutting down on these foods and other "no-nos" will make a big difference.
Yes, you even have to stay away from the pineapples
3. Exercise
~I used to lift weights every other day and on top of that run 4 miles. I doubt I'll get in to exercising that much again but some sort of work out should help.
Check out my steel balls.
It's your turn:
So hopefully this motivates some of you lazy arses to get away from your computers and start being healthier. Hahhaha who am I kidding we don't work out and eat less to be healthy....we do it to impress people of the opposite sex....
[Edit:] As Larry clearly pointed out, it's not just to impress people of the opposite sex......
Comments (132)
Damn hella food from Costco! YUM! <333
hahahah yes never ever go to the grocery when you're hungry...
a costco run ? looks like you ransacked the place : who's cares how much you eat? food = love! hahahah *hugs*
lipo does wonders
Haha nice balls. I'm trying to lose weight by going to LA fitness .. trainers are hizzot there. Drinking really makes you lose weight?! I used to drink pretty often, but I think it made my belly bigger
hmmmm costco...
I eat all the time <3 food is better than starving myself xD :throb:
sex is an exercise that makes you lose a lot of weight...from what i heard. :thumbsup:
Nice balls.
Okay.
*silence*
HAHAH YOU MAKE A VERY NiCE FAT BASTARD =P AND WHOOAAA 151 HAHA iT'S YUCKY BUT HEY, AT LEAST THE FEELiNG iS GOOD (iM NOT TALKiNG ABOUT HANGOVERS =X) AND... HAHA NiCE BALLS ? =P
ahahaha testicles
yay im on the first page!
eat???
healthy???
NOOOOOO!!!!
you are so right!!! "we do it to impress people of the opposite sex".. its QUITE SAD. but ive known some girls that lost a lot of weight b/c of a guy..
nice balls... can i grab 'em for you?
haha i like that first pic.
i love costso im hungrraayyyy now ... gimme some easy mac
Mmm liquids. That looks a lot like my counter. :blink:
But food = LOVE! :throb: Just as long as you exercise it off (haha I'm one to talk). Haha. I like how 151 (and all those other alcoholic bottles) fall into your "liquids" category. And that picture is taken @ Disneyland!!! :biggrin:
that last picture is great. since november, i've gained 15 libs. :cry:
: Those are some tig'obitties.
man... spare me a bottle of alcohol.
you seem to have plenty
I used to work out everyday
500+ sit-ups & I lose count of push-ups
ran every other, just for half an hour
I lost the motivation too long ago.
now spare me the bottle. heh
yes, the gut of an engineer is not a pleasant sight. unfortunately, i really like ice cream, prime rib, and twix.
the timeless method of vomiting and crystal meth should not be overlooked.
youre one rebellious sexy-fat but stong --> :showoff: perv. :innocent:
:worthy: oh you got the 151 on the table holla!
hey dude, I enjoy food just like you... but after joining the gym, I got a bit healthier, lost some weight.. (ok its alot cos its 17kg) so maybe you can try that too? :wink:
Hahah EASY MAC! My boyfriend loves that >_=[ But anyway, OMG HOT DOG BUNS! MMMMMMM! Man, no matter what I do, I never seem to get an exercising routine down.. >_<" Hahha I'm just to lazy. I should get off my lazy butt and exercise! I'm so unfit.. :[ But yea thanks for the comment
Haha yea I'm hoping that I'll pass the AP Calc test 
the boy speaketh truth.
haha... i like food too much, that's my problem. i work out too, but not very consistent. sounds like you've got yourself a good plan there. :biggrin:
i read somewhere that if you want to lose weight, eat less carbs if you must and eat a little more meat instead cuz meat is not as easy to digest so it'll slow down the hunger process.
and here i am working out: :showoff: :hammer: :boxing:
other than that, all i do is run up and down the stairs for my train :dry:
LoL I think drinking more liquids may make things worse for you unless it's all water (remember that even water has its weight though). Juices, sodas, (tons of sugar) and yes ALKIE (7 kcal/gram; fat has 9; carbs have 4 and yet everyone's scared?) will just make things worse!
Just take a nice walk with someone fun after dinner and see what happens. I've heard it helps tons =)
aha its okay i find heavier men more appealing than the skinny ones
i work out so that i feel less guilty to eat and drink as i please...hehehehehe...of course, impressing guys is a plus. :showoff: :dribble: :thumbsup:
as long as youre not wearing the short skirts, halters, and bikinis then everything is okay. lol costco...i never been to one. i been to sams. i think its the same thing. is it? hope you lose the weight you want. atkins diet dont work to well with asian people though. haha
what chu talkin' bout?!?! costco IS the happiness place on earth!! :wub:
....it's been SOOO long since i've worked out!! it's gonna be hell trying to get back in the habit! :pinch:
Thanks for the support. You have the greatest pixes!
OoOOO foooood! yummeerss!
EWWW that first picture made me sick
you have cellulite. and bigger breasts than i.
congratulations -_- you have become female
har har i eat entire meals at costco. u know how when they first take the thing out of the oven, people scrambnle- so u stick your hand in there and RUN!
we're ALL dirty pervs.
whoa! that's a huge piece of steak... or meat... whatever it is.
ps. try the pilates machine. it's fabulous!
HAAHAHAHAH yes ive packed on da pounds
haha man you and the pics...gotta give you props for such creativity
so you gotta make an exception for me and eating healthy ya know hahaha
sigh must go on diet. whyd you remind me.. just kidding i love food too much to starve myself dammit.
girls have it worse, cause when guys gain weight they can hide it under T-shirts and baggy shorts and still be hot while us girls who like wearing short skirts and small tops much work our asses off to appear hot
as you can tell, i want to look hot :tongue:
dangggg hella nice balls dude
Holy crap! The first pic is so disturbing! And the following pictures of food and food and food don't really help the image LOL.
But, nice balls! haha.
Tongue piercings are incredibly hot I have you know
Awww man...I skipped my workout today and all the signs are in front of me.....You just proved it! I need to work out again....
you truly do come up with some funny pictures
The balls! Those are from Disneyland! I have a picture of me trying to lift those when I was eight years old. Oh man I completely forgot about those until I saw the picture.
Exercise.....? Just gimme that quick Asian metabolism, meow!
LOL your entry is very entertaining...I am amazed at how well the pictures fit in (you know I'm illiterate! jk)...great job, art and design department! kidding... Damn, I can't believe it's March already...but I'll still stick to my jeans for spring...haven't lost this "winter weight" for the past couple of years, haha. I'm sure your foolproof plan will get you all the hunnies in miniskirts, halter tops, and bikinis!
whao, i still kant get over da fact at how much effort u go to for ur xanga >_<
re: yehh i do have fotos and couple of clips of him breaking but i got no clue as to how to upload clips onto my xanga..im so xanga illiterate lol =/
whats wron with pinnaples?? haha yum
dayum Lan, iono if it's the angle of the steak or what, but that slab of cow carcass looks HELLA thick! @_@
nice set of balls you got there :laugh:
you mean... no PINEAPPLE?!?!?!? :cry:
lol, i see a costco pizza on your little cart of sorts.. their pizza is the shit. I like gettin it baked from them because i can never do it as well as they can.. =
:showoff: go get'em tiger! I agree with your last statement...but when in a relationship, it makes being with someone a lot easier when they LOOK or look close to how they did when you first met, you should always keep that physical attraction going.
K
hahahaha... u always have great posts! with funny pics to follow every entry!! awesome photos! yea, i love costco's samples!! yum! gosh, this made entry made me hungry! lol... oh wait, i was suppose to work out! haha ... :dribble:
u got that right...u think people would actually cared how they looked if there was no opposite sex?? haha well wait there is there are lesbians who would want to look good for other lesbians. oh god u get my drift! i likes the tounge ring (bad for your teeth though...get a plastic one!!) :tongue:
hey lan !! how was ur weekend sweetie !! minez was great i couldn't ask for more !! gtg toodlez !! xoxoxo <3 Kimmie
i need to hit da gym..havent been to la fitness in over a year i think! omg wat happened to da good ole days when we took hip hop..worked out & ate at dennys afterwards..ahahaha..i need to lose 10lbs..help me!
That was one thick steak (and one fat bastard). Yikes!!
Thanks for stopping by my site, I just had to say, I agree with your name! You are weird! Haha, just teasing. I love the pictures by the way. They were right when they said a picture is worth a thousand words.
yea, thats a good way of interpreting it (=
interesting and enjoyable weblog, as always.
damn, i really should lose this extra layer of fat that i grew during winter. lol
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i knew you were a pervert from the beginning! :dry: hahah jk; i went to costco today and its full of asians who opened up candy boxes so they can get a free bag of gummy bears. :pooh:
*poke*poke* :tongue:
LOL @ this post.
i found the street balls humourus actually. if you too the picture at the right angle, it would have looked like..... nevermind
costco = love
:stubborn: that stuff you got from costcos.....SO UNHEALTHY!
start by making up a new grocery list!
love the pics! yeah, the bacardi will help you lose weight if you drink enough, you will puke it all out! good luck!
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII am the dork? haha! yo, buddy, i wouldn't be talkin! psycho dork.
:wub:your too cutte.. just thought i would leave my mark... :hug:
i like the smiley entry.
so have you read brave new world?
What is Graves Disease?? I never heard of that before.
Hahah, I like your method of losing weight. It would never work for me though, because even after reading it, it would never cross my mind to even TRY it. It could never happen to me. There's no DIET in my vocabulary.
Omy Lawd! You are sooooo crazy!
I wish I had time to update like you :ermm:
I'm jealous!
oh man..i get sick at the sight of alcohol now! i quit drinking. first i saved my lungs..now i'm saving my liver.
costco is the best place on earth, next to target.
lol.....i can never give up my food....Kiera :throb: to eat!!!! Oh and i cant wait till spring break as well.....i wish i could say i will be hitting the beach but i wont be because this girl need to look for a car and job..oh joy
kiera
THe costco thing is sOOooo True... that's where I shop all the time. Free food samples baby! Summer = 4 miles a day for me
haha..
gl on loosing weight
:huh: its summer here now ner ner.
you look funny in photos hehehe you pull funky cool faces :wub:
That is some serious steak!
hahaha. drink lots of liquids... i think i can handle that. for some reason, i think that's making me gain a lot of weight though. what a strange phenomenon! :innocent:
true that..im toning up to impress the boo hahahha :showoff:
haha, my bf is a fan of the spring outfits too...
OOoOOOOOO :w00t: I loooooove COSTCO
Actually I'm a SAM'S CLUB girl.. (Tee Hee) --
and don't you just love *sample day*
"Would you like to try our chicken breast filet sandwich"?
"Chocoalte chip brownie cake"
"Would you like to try our baby crab quiches"
Have I died and gone to heaven?????
Fast food junkies beware.... watch SUPERSIZE ME. :sick:
:wub: Lord I love your photos... :throb:
Thanks for all the tips! Good luck on your regimen! :biggrin:
i'm loving your drink liquids plan...lols, yeah ice is supposed to cut down on cravings, and it does, but it's just weird... :biggrin: well just leaving a comment. i :throb: the pictures though! =)
hahahah nice balls
i haven't been to the gym at all this year.. and i just renewed my membership for 2 years. thats my motivation. lol
muhahahahaha...I'm already ahead of ya....been eating more healthy foods and exercising more...it sucks but it's working!...(I think..)
that's the prettiest darn pineapple i've ever seen. i hope it isn't snotty and mean to the other pineapples. :dribble:
of course its all about the other sex. that what drives men to succeed.
i hear smoking curbs the appetite too. sure you lose 7 minutes of life each time you finish a cig. but i rather die looking good then like fat albert.
we know..ehehehe we're just teasing! come to walnut! :p
Haha.....the picture of the fat guy is too funny. Anyhow, reading your entries always put a smile on my face...thanks, Lan.
-Linda :biggrin:
Hahahah You're like mah bf...
He loves Costco for the same reason...
I can't wait 'til SUMMER!!!
Winter is killing me... **achoo**
Today will be my 5th guitar lesson.
So that would make it my third week.
lets hit the Gym..and get buff..haha..=)
Yes, I've been in more than one "Lan is hot" conversation. If you wanna get healthier though, I would recommend adding two cardios per week.
if i can eat for 24 hours straight without getting full, i would so do that. =D
Hey! Just browsing around and found your xanga... that has to be the funniest entry i've ever read! :laugh: (well...besides the crap my stalker writes about me, but that's a different story :wink:)
major pr0ps :throb: -xoxo-
~Aislinn
Holy Costco Run, Batman! You ain't kidding around with that stuff, huh? Wow. YOu gotta love Costco, though. Where else can you get a FREE full course meal just by walking down every aisle? :wink:
i just saw you on luke's site and you're fine w/ just him & chris? i'm sad =/
ryc: I did say that... but I wasn't limiting myself to just them! I wouldn't mind getting to know more people either! =)
Where I am... people are already wearing skirts. crazy.
It is still rainy and cold here...I dislike the winter.
Oh but I do want to use a smiley thing.
while you do this --- :showoff:
I will be doing this --- :yawn:
hahaha that's not me!!!! that's a little boy!!!!!!!!
Laugh My Black Ass Off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol .. you mad funny man.~
liquids? hmmm..
that pic is umm strange...i can't help but stare....O_O
anime i'm currently watching...uhh Texhnolyze, Naruto, starting Bleach and Beck soon. i just finished elfen lied. i like to draw anime girls. i'm still learning how to color and draw on the computer =/
yes, you are a perv! but i like pervs! i'm a perv myself... although growing ever more so closeted the longer i stay in grad school boo.
boo for winter/holiday weight gain
costco is soooo good and yet soooo bad!!!
ummm i dunno if your drinking idea is a good idea... that kind of drinking leads to beer belly puhahahaha.
why do you discriminate against pineapple??? they're sooooo good. fruit is good for the body
damn, talk about balls of steel... literally. LoLz.
this was an awesome post. i had fun reading it. props for your pictures hehehehe good stuff, good stuff
Those are some nice round hairless balls.. I can't bear to lift those.. :showoff:
To counter the theory of people gaining weight as of late, I believe that everyone is loosing a little here and there either to
a.) The smokin pnemonia epidemic thats been going around
b.) Motivation to excercise.
But yeah, it is true, we only excercise to attract people we like. (To be politically correct, not just the opposite sex)
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:showoff: i told myself to get to the gym or go work out since january 1st 2004 and still i haven't gone. hope you have better motivation than me! :boxing:
holly crap.. how can u write sooo much lol i cant sit on my comp and write dat much shit on my xanga i have better shit to do hehe ur such a xanga freak! hahaha ekkk! datz not good.. hmm just messin aite im outiee and oh yeah i hate bein FAT too.. gottuh watch mah eatin now hahaha
omg i love your pics and posts. damn you bought all that at costco???
alcohol attracts fat cells to the stomach.
gah.
i know-_-..which is sucks.. :dry:
i want you in my bellyyyyyyyyyy!! :hammer:
only thing u got wrong is.. dont drink a lot of ALL LIQUIDS... just water.. everything else has wasted calories... and water is really good for skin
8-10 glasses is rccommended and i try to drink 13 a day
imagine how much i pee?
useful tip
lol u r so funny :wacko:
haha, good losing weight tips.
costco!! haha, i go there every weekend!
Have to be healthy in order to impress the opposite sex...
*SNEEZE* Yo, sexy....
lolz ur stuff is weirdo!but wuteer
lol.u must eat a lot!the fat bastard thingy was freaky.imagine u were him :blink: :pooh: would u stink!oh welps.thats my comment!: )
lolz ur stuff is weirdo!but wuteer
and for that i'm doing 500 squats and 200 jump jacks!
random propz heyy nice balls... i mean site.. very unbreakable.. are u able to carree it?? lol
hit me bakk
i was just at disneyland last week.. that's in mickeys toon town.. did you open that door that screamed!? :w00t:
Lol, your last picture was quite amusing...
lol that last picture is halarious... random props
omg, the belly pix freaked me out :ph34r:
hmmm, me heart food :tongue:
exactly what is considered winter weather for cali? 70 degree weather instead of 90? i guess west coast people would have a difficult time getting use to east coast weather.
hahaha its ok i cant wait for those too
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HAHAHAHH LMAO funny ass pics
ewww you are eating too much meat for the camera! lol :sick:
Sorry I'm a vegetarian and I know I whouldn't impose my views on you so it's cool have a great day! Love the site
~Hilleree
oops CORRECTION *SHOULDN'T
that Fat Bastard pic is hot!
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