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Writings on the Wall:
Ok, this Big Red puzzle is getting on my nerves. I'm never ever going to buy Big Red because some fucking SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE in a puzzle told me to do so.
*bang* now stop writing
While I was checking out the rules of the contest I noticed one key thing
[Enter to win a Free "Lifetime" Xanga Premium]
I almost crapped me pants when I saw this. Not because I wanted a chance to win but I realized if some retard won I'd have to see their site for the rest of my life.
So I got to thinking about who I don't want to win.
Hit List:
1. Jukebox Xangans - Why the fuck do people put music on their sites?! You don't see me running around shoving my headphones into your ear while I'm talking to your dumb ass. Here's a tip for the ladies: tape yourselves having orgasms and watch your eprops rise.
2. Boring People - This might come as a surprise to a LOT of you but seriously....GET A FUCKING LIFE. If I were as boring as you I'd learn how to lie. Next person who writes a BORING ASS entry is going to get a paper bag over there head and a cock in their mouth.
[Edit:] People who fill out surveys - No one givs a FLYING FUCK what your favorite color is.
3. Background Whores - If you can't read your own fucking entries, don't you think it's time to pick a new background? These people seriously give me headaches when I try to read their sites. The next person I see who does this I'm going to sit on their face and fart.
4. Little Kids - Is it me or does everyone under 16 think they are cool WeN dEi TaLk LyKe diS? For the babies out there.....please solve the puzzle above and figure out what you need to do.
5. Ugly People - There are LOTS of ugly fucktards & bitches out there and they're only going to hit more branches of the ugly tree as they get older. For those of you who fall into this category....try thinking about NOT putting up a profile picture.
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Non Featured Content:
Earlier this year I became a member of Non_Featured_Content. This was before I was able to get onto featured content and they are partly the reason why I became exposed to xanga land. Now that I am on featured content I just wanted to take a moment to thank them and give them a plug.
Background:
Non_Featured_Content is a non-profit organization designed to promote and advance FreeSpeech sites online. We exist to promote and get your art out there. We showcase sites that are of exceptional quality/content & written by Free Thinkers and Lovers of Expression. The no-censorship clause is still in full effect here. Post it the way you see it.
The Contest:
This week they are also holding a xangan of the month contest so if you have some free time please support me by going to their site and looking for the polls about half way down the front page. My name is circled in red below to show you where to vote.
Vote Here: Non_Featured_Content
[Edit:] Voting has just been reset (the old poll system was having problems) so please vote again.
The Competition:
[Warning: the links below link to sites with explicit material]
I am now neck and neck with the hot naked girls (NdecentXposure & xCharmed_Lifex) in the contest (Hmmm....I wonder why they get so many votes)
Actually, I almost voted for them myself
[Note:] These two girls are great and I'm all for freedom of speech and tits & ass but it'd be sweet if a little asian boy with glasses could beat them.
[Edit:] There are 3 different groups of polls, so I am winning my individual poll but not overall.
[Edit:] As of 8:09am monday morning I am still losing to xCharmed_Lifex by 8 votes so every vote still matters. Damn it's close.
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Event Recap:
Choc Fair
Sunday, March 7th
Background:
Children's Hospital of Orange County (CHOC) is one of two hospitals in Orange County that exclusively serves infants, children and adolescents.
CHOC, founded in 1964, is a 202-bed, tertiary-level hospital located in the city of Orange. With a medical staff of more than 500 physicians, CHOC offers nearly every pediatric specialty and provides a full spectrum of healthcare services ranging from prevention programs for healthy children to the most advanced medical care for those with serious illnesses.
Personal Reasons:
This event had special meaning to me because my twin brother went to CHOC Hospital for about 5 years, while he was living in Orange County.
I'll elaborate more about my brothers situation at a later date but today is a happy day meant for the children.
Choco Fair:
Well earlier today my roomate Patrick, Phil, Kim & Hoang headed out to the Choc Hospital to help participate in a fair they were having for some of the young patients out in the cancer wing.
The children got to play several games, eat food, & get their faces painted. Another highlight of the day was that the official mascot of Choc Hospital went around to say hi and play with all the little kids.
If you notice he has a bandage on his left hand so kids can relate.
All the kids flocked to Choco Bear when he came.
He even had time to play some games.
What the hell did we do?
The event actually had over 50 volunteers so we spent the first 30 minutes trying to figure out what to do while all the other volunteers were happy manning booths and playing with the children.
Lucky for us, Patrick knew the organizers of the event and they let us take turns dressing up in the Choco Bear Costume.
Patrick was a natural and all the kids loved him.
Phil, on the other hand, is like a foot taller than Patrick and scared all the kids.
Kim did a great job also but we kept on leading her into walls.
What about Lan?
My feet were too big for the costume so I didn't get a chance to go out and play with the children. However, I did put the head on and take some pictures....
Raise the roof.....hahahah that's so 5 years ago
Reflection:
The event was a huge success and anyone in the Orange County, CA area should volunteer at the CHOC hospital at least once in their life time, we really do make a difference.....
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Event Recap:
Girls Gone Wild
Thursday, September 2nd
Several months ago the title company my company uses offered to take my department on a private boat ride around Newport Beach Harbor. I never got around to posting up the pictures from that night...until now.
Our Ride:
Now for some reason someone said we would be going out on a yacht. When I think of yachts I think of sails and rich people. When we got there it wasn't what I expected but still a nice looking boat.
A 3 hour tour....a 3 hour tour....
My Coworkers:
I can't say enough how much I like my coworkers. I mean, I love my job but my coworkers are what make it worth coming in every day.
Ever since the movie Titanic came out in 1997 every time people are on a boat someone has to go to the bow and of course......
say they are the "KingQueens of the World"
Ok I've noticed I have several signature poses in my picture and here is signature face #43.
Hahhah I kinda look like a pirate.
Two of my coworkers actually know each other out of the office because my coworker Holly is dating my coworkers Michelle's little brother.
I'm such a bastard.
There were 12 people in all on that boat and that's all it took to have one of the best times of my life. It was my first experience of that type and if given the chance I would do it again.
See I told you guys I had white friends.
Just one more drink...
Well besides fun people there were two things that contributed to me enjoying this night. The first was sushi.
We just grabbed them out of the water and ate them.
The other was alcohol.
Hahahahah I kept on telling everyone I had Lil' Jon's Goblet.
Well since everyone was drinking it loosened everyone up and we started to get a little crazier and crazier as the night went on.
Shouln't she be sitting in my lap?
Uhmm....we'll skip this one.
Life is good.
This is right before I threw her into the water.
Reflection:
I've said it before but I love being near the ocean. Something about just listening to the crashing waves or being memorized by reflections in the water allows me to just live in the moment.
The owner of the company hard at work.
Here I am trying not to look at the camera.
I live for these moments....
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Milestones:
Bang, snap, fizz....
Bang, snap, fizz....
Bang, snap, fizz....
(Those are firework sounds I'm trying to make)
Over the past week I've reached some milestones I wanted to share with everyone. I'm probably just gloating but hey, it's my site.
Background:
I've had my xanga for over 3.5 years and to be honest I didn't really start posting entries until the beginning of this year. Through the inspiration of a friend and the acquisition of Adobe Photoshop I have been able to post almost every day in 2005.
So why do I do it?
1. I'm an attention whore.
2. There is a part of me that enjoys making other people think or just smile.
I know everyone keeps on saying "write for yourself", but the reason why I post online is for others to read. If it wasn't for others then I would write on some obscure blog or a journal hiding under my bed.
Proof Positive!
1. February 28th, 2005 - I reach 50,000 Visitors. =)
To see a chart of my visitors over the last year click here.
2. March 3rd, 2005 - #1 on Featured Content
This is actually the 2nd time I've gotten #1 on featured content but this one meant more because my real picture is actually attached to the entry this time.
(the first time was February 21st, click here to read)
3. March 4th, 2005 - I reach 500 Subscribers
The icing on the cake
My Appreciation:
Well I just wanted to say thank you to all my truly dedicated readers. The ones who actually read my entries & comment when I've touched them in some way. For everyone else if you are a regular reader
please at least say hi once and introduce yourself.
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About Me:
Five Finger Discount...
[Setting: A bright summer day between my freshman & sophomore years of high school]
.....I spot what I'm looking for and continue to scope out the area surrounding it. I've done this exact process several times and before walking over I take a deep breath. I do it without drawing any undue attention to myself.
No one is around to see my act of defiance and I pick up the item. My hand then darts across it's surface to remove the sensor tag securely attached to it's outer hull, before thrusting it into my jacket.
(For a brief moment my mind has an ethical battle with itself.):
My parents did not raise me to steal....Why am I doing this?...What if I get caught?...Who am I really hurting?
I shake my conscience away like a basketball player throws away a dirty towel.
Without making eye contact with anyone in the store I briskly proceed to the front entrance. My heart is pounding from the adrenaline and I resist the urge to just bolt for freedom.
Walking through the door, I let out a sigh of relief and run all the way home. Returning to my room I close my door and admire the item and the pure beauty of how easy it was to do.
I'm bored of the object of my fancy and throw it into the corner of my room to be forgotten.... -
Life's Little Diversions:
Small balls are just as good as big ones sometimes.
Can you beat my score?
My final score was 24. Click here for the proof.
[Note:]
1. The lower your final score is the better
2. Words don't mean anything, proof means taking a screen shot.
Ready for more?:
For those of you who have already played the original Mini-Putt and are just aching to play new games, here are the sequels to the mini-putt game:
Click here to play Mini-Putt 2
Click here to play Mini-Putt 3
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About Me:
Short skirts, halters, bikinis....spring is just around the corner and I can't wait to see all of these lovely outfits again.
[Note:] Damn, I just realized I'm a dirty perv.
Winter Coats:
I don't know about the rest of the country but in Southern California the sun is finally coming out and the rain is clearing away. It's March now and that means winter will be leaving us soon and spring will be taking its place.
There is one big problem that Winter will leave us with though. Whether it was for Thanksgiving, Christmas, Lunar New Year, or Valentine's Day one way or another you probably were eating and gained a little weight.
Get in my belly!!!!!!!!
The Culprits:
I think one of the greatest reasons why I've packed on some extra pounds is Costco. Ever since I moved into my new apartment last August I've been shopping there for two reasons:
1) Free food samples
2) Bulk savings
[Tip:] Never go to Costco after you've eaten all the food in your house. When this situation happens by the time I get to Costco I'm starving and I end up buying everything at the store.
It really is the "Happiest Place On Earth"
The other reason I've been getting a little rounder is I just plain love food. I think the fact that my mom loves to cook didn't help me out.
Can't just have one....
The Solution?
So I've come up with a fool proof system to make sure I lose some weight by spring break and the summer.
1. Drink Liquids:
~One key to eating less is drinking a lot of liquids to fill up your tummy. Also, I heard ice cubes curve your appetite also.
Because I care about my health.
2. Watch what you eat.
~Personally, I am a big fan of fried food, junk food, & chocolate; cutting down on these foods and other "no-nos" will make a big difference.
Yes, you even have to stay away from the pineapples
3. Exercise
~I used to lift weights every other day and on top of that run 4 miles. I doubt I'll get in to exercising that much again but some sort of work out should help.
Check out my steel balls.
It's your turn:
So hopefully this motivates some of you lazy arses to get away from your computers and start being healthier. Hahhaha who am I kidding we don't work out and eat less to be healthy....we do it to impress people of the opposite sex....
[Edit:] As Larry clearly pointed out, it's not just to impress people of the opposite sex......
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Event Recap:
Live Nude People....(with clothes on)
Friday, February 25th
Since I was feeling down over the weekend I decided to go see "Live Nude People", an improv comedy troupe, at UCI last Friday. The troupe has been around since 1997 at UCI and performs on campus every other Friday Night
To get an idea of what the show is like......think Whose Line Is It Anyways but more ghetto.
One of the funniest shows on TV
Dress the Part:
One of the fun things about the show is there usually is an overlying theme each week. This weeks theme was Cowboy's & Indians.
[Note:] Audience members are also encouraged to dress up
I'm from the "slap-a-ho" tribe.
To view the rules of the show click here.
Audience Participation:
I can't stress how much more fun it is to see comedians live rather than on tv. Something about being able to feel the emotions sweeping over the crowd or really getting to hear the tenor of someone's voice just makes it more fun in person.
Where's Waldo?
The Cast:
Every actor in the show is actually a student at UCI so there is a wide mix of talent from "damn you suck" to "ROFLMAO". As I was watching the show I began to wonder if any of the people making me laugh would make it big after college. Eric J Stein a previous cast member actually went on to do some TV Sitcoms & movies.
Supposedly girls think this cast member is cute.
All the actors are split up into two teams. Throughout the night the two teams play several games against each other and at the end of the night a winning team is announced and given a gigantic wooden spoon.
Yea, I'm not sure what's going on in this picture either.
Skit of the night:
There were several games & skits through the night but my favorite by far was a"Your Moma" game with a twist. The jokes had to be done to a theme of pets or jello. My favorite burn of the night came from Lilan:
"Your moma is sooooooo Jello, that when I fuck her....she wiggles."
Right click and "Save Target As..." this link to see the your mama bit. The video is (8.1 megs) so be patient.
My Recomendation:
If you are from Orange County definitely try to come to at least one "Live Nude People" show. For everyone else, try to find a comedy theatre near you. Trust me you won't be dissappointed.
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