About Me:
I'm a model. Haha actually let me explain first by introducing my friend Larry to you.
Xangan Spotlight:
~I met Larry a couple of years ago through this collegiate service organization we both were in. Over the last year we've had a chance to get closer and he's become an amazing friend.
~His entries switch from hilarious, to weird, then introspective, to downright amazing. When I click on his name on my subs I know I can expect an interesting read. [He's in my top 5 xanga reads]
~Larry is an art major and he manages to pull me into his crazy schemes from time to time. Below are two of them.....
[BTW]: Ladies, he's single 
[Note:] The great thing is he had no idea I was going to do this 
Project #1:
Every semester Larry has to do a big project and he decided to depict the time he knocked out a mugger. So he calls me up and tells me he needs a guy with really short hair to be his model for the mugger. I say sure and this is what he came up with.
Lan, "You didn't have to really punch me Larry."
Well Larry takes the photo and uses his painting skills to come up with the painting below. My jaw literally dropped when I saw the final painting.
I'm not sure but I think he got an A for the project.
Project #2:
[Edit:] The story is a criminal (Larry) just escaped from an attempt by police officers to arrest him. Meanwhile, a police officer (me) is about to rape a young lady (my friend Laura). The scene continues with the criminal arriving at the scene ready to confront the police officer.
This was the best shot out of literally 100's
This is the painting Larry came up with after 5 days of work. I still can't believe how amazing of an artist he is.
[Edit:] The painting is really open to interpretation.
What do you think is Happening?
[Note:] The painting is unfinished and should be completed this weekend.
Bloopers:
Well what would a photo shoot be with out blooper pictures. There were so many choose from but I decided to put the couple I liked the most.
I tell you my roomate always likes to get naked for everyone but his girlfriend.
The next picture I just couldn't help putting together. I'm sorry Larry I couldn't help it.
After I made this I laughed so hard. For more bloopers click here.
Epiphany:
Well I hope this entry explains why I'm a model. Wait I just noticed you can't see my face in either picture. 
I guess that makes me a paper bag model like the ones from the car show. 
[Edit:] Larry told me last night that he's been telling people that I am the Leonardo Dicaprio to his Martin Scorse. (referring to how Leo is in all of Martin's movies) I feel honored. 
Then all of a sudden the fire alarm goes off and everyone is wondering if this is a drill or the real thing.
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