January 25, 2005
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Question of the Day:
Over the years I’ve come to realize that I’m pretty much completely brain dead while I’m getting a blow job. So I began to wonder……
What would a xanga entry be like if I tried typing it while getting a blow job?
this may or not be based on true events:
Ok now she’s unzipping my pants and I’ve got the biggest grin on my face right now. Now she’s starting, this isn’t to harddddddddddddddok that felt kind of good. Sorry about that. Uhmmmmmmm…….blow jobs. Ok thiissf iss reaflly gettingggg hardddd now…… I meaaann wrrititngg thiisssss ennnnttrryyy, not wellllll youuuuu know………….hahahahah actualllllly yessssss, youououu knowow tooooo!!! Ok screw thiisiss i’mmmmmmm justtss going to hit the keyboard soooosdo sheeee thinksks i’m still typing opsduifpoasuio iusaopfuosaiu oipafuoapsouiagpoiusag oiauopgausgoi
edit:// Ok now that I can type normally again…..the moral of the story is: I can write an entry while getting a blow job….just not very well.
(next weeks episode, what’s weirder a cork in your butt or a dick in your mouth?)
edit:// Today is my really good friend Darrell’s birthday please go to his site and give him some love. He’s one of the most thoughtful and hilarious guys out there……thank you for listening, now back to our regularly scheduled programming.
Comments (72)
:whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling: …
cork in the but cause i wouldn’t mind half as much if a dick was in my mouth, esp kim’s. and kim is whistling, if i knew any better….
so…that was interesting…also strange that i was talking to you just a few minutes ago…and kim was occupied at that moment… :thumbsup:
LOL! Reminds me of a scene in Snopp Dogg’s “Doggy Style” video where two guys were playing a video game while getting a bj. Too funny.
wow i love ur page…u have a great sense of humor…….thats cool how u animated those pics…ur awesome…hahahahah :thumbsup:
ok ok, i just remembered this joke and larry and i couldn’t stop laughing when we heard it *esp. how the guy sounded when he said it*, so for old time’s sake:
Q: What has two thumbs and loves blowjobs?
A: THIIIIIIS GUY! :thumbsup:
i really dont think guys can type or do ANYTHING while gettin a blow job…..ewww but i guess some guys are talented…. :blink: hahha aww thanx for making south parkized!!! better than what i can do!! haha you ROCK!!
you are about the coolest asian i know well second because this other dude i know happens to be me…jk but everything you say about life and people are very so true………and may i add that SOUTHPARK kicks ass………..keep on pimpin and note on the gangsta wantabe……….he might have a mental disorder where he confuses himself to a african american…………or he just might be the dumbest dude alive…… :worthy: :worthy: :worthy:
LMAO! :laugh:
dayum Lan, you’re too funny.. :worthy:
Lannie! – smack! - :blink:
lol
bad boi! y0o dun’t type while gettin a bLow job! :pinch: y’r suppose to be ENJOYIN’ it!
~ Evie :smile:
Lan.. .you’re my new idol.
pimp master Lan.. why you soOoo gAngSta like whaaaa’?! :boxing:
**love your xanga man! keep up the post! :yawn:
Ehn… you could do better than that! Concentration, my man, concentration. Of course, at my age, it would take significantly more make me go brain dead…
hahaha you’re one special/unique/weird guy.
How do you even begin wondering about these things? hahaha
i don’t know u but ur site is awesome…i can’t stop laughing
I find nothing weird about having a cork in my butt or a dick in my mouth.
haha we arent adopted. hes just not my real dad.. my mom married him.
dude, thats hilarious. I used to have this fetish thing (well, lets save that for another day) .. but good job on capturing the essence that is a “blow job”. haha, you are right. I’m sure thats how it sounds..
won’t somebody think of the children?
you’re hilarious
when i saw that i was like… wtf? :hammer: ahahaha
your so cool :wub:
i think that more people have had penis in the mouth than cork in the butt. haha.
hmm
so who is under the desk?
oh wow…..dude, we can so top that….jp
good job though… :thumbsup:
Thanks for the comment=) And sorry about answering the riddle first. You’re just a little slooooow=Þ
ryc: I also like to bite, and that’ll usually turn it all around. *chompchomp*
Are you sure you’re not just jacking off in front of us? Blow jobs are cute but the latter just crosses that line.
Ever tried commenting a xannnnnnga whileeee gettt………..AAAAHHHHH!
hahaha
even bigger dorrrk!
uh… how do you want people to answer it?? :sick:
dude, that’s pretty funny.
now i think you’re trying to make a competition of weird posts.
by the way, this one doesn’t qualify, it’s just funny.
Was that getting a blow job… or giving one? Because that would take talent. :whistling:
ok, time for a girl to type an entry while being carpet munched!
….ahhahaha. this is by the far the most interesting blog ever!! you’re so freakin cool :dribble:
thanks =) I decided to stop wearing that top, it creates a lot of trouble.
no club scene for me this weekend in LA…gotta spend time w/ family. =)
have a great day!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. Funny guy…
And I’ve had a dick in my mouth, so I’d have to say it’s wierder to have a cork up my ass.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
See… I told you I can be dirty.
eloquent. i’ve tried typing with a penis in my mouth. the best Xanga entry i ever done wrote.
Thanks. I think i am going to try that south park character generator. sounds like fun.
HAHAHAHA….I first thought it was real…=) I’d rather have a cork up my butt…lol Did you notice in that picture of that Tim guy and his “n*ggas”, his head is pasted on that dude’s body? It’s a fake pic of him hahaha….very sad.
ummm……….you ARE weird. hahahaha. :huh:
lan u shouldn’t be typing. :w00t:u should be touching/rubbing her big huge nice soft tits… mm… yum… i love white girls tits. hahahah they r HUGE!!! :biggrin:
k.. um.. i tink i’ll brb…. umm.. yeah.. *runs to the bathroom really quick*
next time i won’t bother you while you’re typing :rolleyes:
if you COULD post a coherent blog while getting head, i gotta say, that would really say something about the quality of head you were recieving. obviously, it wasn’t so bad.
You’re such a pimp in your profile pic. *Jealous*
Thanks for subscribing!
haha wow.. very……….. interesting. :blink: :laugh:
HAHA I wanna try…. You’re funnny :biggrin: You better buy my novel.
lol losing concentration? Now I wonder about road head… will that inevitably lead to death for you? :rolleyes:
HAHA! I want to do an entry while I’m getting head, tOO! LOL! But…ahem…thas not lady like… hahaa.
BTW, I love when guys can be thankful and gratefuL to their friends =] Guys don’t always have to be “hardasses” who can’t display emotion!
nothing to reading your entry after a day of falling down!
cheers!
*nancy
You nerd. Are you feeling yourself again? =)
:rolleyes: Oh dang…. you post even more scandolous entries than I do…. har har har
hahaha…funny stuff. I’m sure it would be harder to write an entry while giving a bj.
i called AAA 3 times since fixing up my car was such a hassle. I had to get it towed from my house to the dealership, then from the dealership to costco….and i called twice there since the guy showed up hella fast and i still had to do some paperwork with the dealership. All this took about 3 days to process. What a beeYATCH
… can i quote’cha…
Ok thiissf iss reaflly gettingggg hardddd now…… I meaaann wrrititngg thiisssss ennnnttrryyy, not wellllll youuuuu know………….hahahahah actualllllly yessssss, youououu knowow tooooo!!!
–perhaps I should continue with the female episode of this… buwahhahah :dribble:
YOU FREAK-A-LEEK….
(i’m secretly jealous)
wow so nice of you to tell ppl to say happy birthday to your freind… and i did just that… hmmm will you do that for me?
thanks for the love and support my man… i hope the super bowl ends in a tie somehow
hey im glad you enjoyed the video. do you still need a better version? bye. :laugh:
Oh dear God. I think you need to place an explicit warning sign!
ahaha….fokk haters….im so jacking ur paper bags and maybe other entries…ahahahaha…it what i do best man but i turn into stories my buddy list can relate too. u nderstand man
=D
lan you are too cool man! =D
hey thanks for proping me! theres a party in here!! so many propz!! :showoff:
thanks a lot for encouragement. i just keep going on
HAHAHahHA….. such a joker!
How do i say this..
oh thats right.
YUCK! :pinch:
hey thanks for the random props. this entry is disgusting…you’re crazy its hillarious…lol……….
i gotta hand it to you man, i wouldn’t even think about anything else during that. oh, and a dick in my mouth would be weirder cuz i don’t really mind things up my ass.
:rolleyes:
Ahh…. David David David…
hey, not too sure who you are, one of megan’s friends I suppose? Anyways, thanks for the encouraging words, I appreciate it…
Christian
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haha thats a great idea for an entry….im going to try it :tongue:
haha….well they did say how men are mutitask people.
One of my friends tryed writing a blog when he was full on drunk….same effect.
haha– great entry…lol!
you are too much! much luv…xoxo :rolleyes:
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