February 21, 2005
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About Me:
After getting the #1 spot on xanga featured content yesterday I sort of felt like a B movie star.
So it got me thinking about what xanga would be like in a few years after people stopped reading my site.
So today I present to you.:
The E! True Xanga Story of “Sup007″
Tonight at 8pm est
Background:
Born in Orange, CA at St Joseph’s hospital Lan was the first son of Tam Dinh & Liem Nguyen.
At an early age it was apparent that Lan loved attention. But why you may ask?
Well Lan was born into a family of 5 children and also had the extreme luck of being a fraternal twin. Growing up in those surroundings he took it on himself to not only stand out but to make people laugh.
So innocent….
Fame:
On February, 21st, 2005 Sup007 (or Lan as he is known in the xanga world) reached #1 on the featured xanga charts. From here Lan began a life of fame & wonder. It seemed like everyone was his friend and was freely giving him eprops.
Sunisa Kim was even his spokesmodel.
Heart of Darkness:
Soon the fame began to get to Lan’s head and he began to write shitt-ass entries. People no longer found him interesting and stopped visiting his site…….memories of his xanga began to fade.
On his birthday back in 2007, feeling at his loneliest Lan goes crazy and decides to rob a bank. The problem was he tried robbing the bank with a pair of party poppers “guns”.
Of course he was quickly apprehended.
Tragedy:
3 years after the bank robbery incident Lan is released from prison only to find his house has been foreclosed and his friends & family have forskaen him.
A friend tries without luck to help him out.
Rock Bottom:
Later on ”E True Xanga Story” finds him passed out in an alley, laying in his own filth. We wake him up long enough to hear the words……
“I’ll suck your dick for eprops.” *
*2 eprops for anybody who knows what movie this quote is referring to.
The End
Comments (181)
HB!!
Now suck my dick for eprops!! BWAHAHAHA!! … My favorite part is the bank robber part – you lunatic! Eprops dont come in banks
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
2 from me here. You’re guaranteed at least two from me every time. Hope you can live off of 2 for the rest of your life. And you don’t have to suck my dick. Just lick my anus. :pooh:
thanks, but i think i’ll pass on that offer…lmfao
here are another 2 of being you!
Hey. WTF I just realized you dissed Gary Coleman. That’s low man… LOWWWWW
hahahahaha freaking hilarious man. congratulations bro! chris rock said i’ll suck your dick for a krispy kreme donut. “Krispy Kreme donuts, so good, you’ll wanna suck a dick!” LOL now send a shout out to me on your entry, so people can come to my xanga and give ME some of eprops too bro! haha
oh yeah, where are your teeth man?! hahahaha
E True Xanga Story, to funny! Nice post.
Lol, your entries never fail to keep me entertained at work. Keep them coming!
ahhaha do you go out of ur way to take those pixes? u as a bum! hahahah soo funny! like the girl above me… “ur entries keep me entertained at work.”
Haha — that’s from Menace II Society, right??? “I’ll suck your dick for a cheeseburger!” (haha — well, i won’t, but that’s the line, right?) :shifty:
i think the movie is:
A) Don’t be a Menace to South central while dirnking your juice in the hood
hilarious
hoping you hit #1 again with this post
ill suck your dick for coke! thats a bob sagat quote if i’d ever heard one =) its from half baked, right/
Aw.
Poor Lan.
*gives you two eprops*
oops
i forogt my “b” amswer
B) Half baked
no EPROPS FOR U!!! i dont wanna get you too addicted to this stuff u know? its not good for your health… we wouldn’t want to be the cause of you becoming a hobo in the future.
its for the best Lan…. for the best.
man i’ll suck yourr diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiickkk… what’d you just say to me? man ILL SUCK YOUR DIIIIIICCKKKK ::looks around:: come over here (behind vehicle)..::follows::
isn’t that in half-baked when they’re in that meeting and bob saget says that?
you do have a knack for good creative writing.
:worthy: love the pictures… someone’s got lots of time in their hands… :wink:
Duh! It’s Half Baked…Everyone knows that. If They don’t they are retarded.
Hilariousness
*Terrian
LOL!! Where do you come up with this stuff? No. Really. It’s wayy too entertaining. Definitely makes a good read, especially on a ho-hum day like today. :tongue:
I’m guessing the movie is “New Jack City”…but I’m probs wrong. Oh well.
haha. Congrats! :thumbsup:
OMG..you are too fun!
i love reading ur entries! u make me laugh :hehe:
You are too much for words lol :tongue: :wub:
thanks! i’ve been with my fiance for over 5 years.
that was hilarious :w00t:! haha. the photos were especially clever.
was the quote in reference to menace II society? i can’t remember.
i dunno about all these “half-baked” people, but i’ve always associated that quote with “menace II society”. the scene: a crackhead tries to buy some crack with a cheeseburger, and when that fails, he offers his oral services……… :yawn: then promptly gets shot. “i suck yo dick man!!!”
HEY MR. POPULAR LOVE THE PICS SEE YA…
hold on there mr. popular. how do you know my high school bud tran to?????
Sweet! I can see my entry as Number 4 on your Featured Content screenshot.
i can always look foward to having a few laughs when i visit your site… :biggrin: sooo funny today..btw i cant see the pics on ur entries
hahah i swear guys are the ultimate re-quoters. when will the madness stop?! oh i know! i’ll give you 2 eprops if you’ll stop quoting movies =P
jk jk all good fun hehehe
a “B movie star” like Gary Coleman, eh? .. ROFL..
oh man, that was halarious! :dribble:
wow..only 3 years for trying to rob a bank? :blink:
Man, you got a hella lenient judge. Hook a brother up, yo!
lol, you sure that quote is from a movie? I dont reckon any movies about gettin eprops… HAHA
Man Lan, your entries just get more and more funny. As long as you write, ill be here to read :biggrin:
At least you’re not a failed child genius.
Two eprops for you.
didn’t they have that line in friday/next friday?
AHAHAHAH you’re such fun!
=P
oo congrats on being #1
I know they made fun of that quote on Drawn Together :hehe:
wow can i have your autograph now? i am so honored to know someone with the #1 spot on xanga featured content ! i give you 10,000,000 eprops.
OH MY GOD–you are hillarious!!!! :laugh:
you probably were on xanga back in the days when I use to be on the top 10 of xanga premium on every entry… those days have gone… the good ol days… actually I enjoy the silence o fmy site.
I think its Jay & Silent Bob or Half Baked….I can’t quite remember…
<3 Rena :tongue:
Wow… this is by far the greatest xanga ever created! Awesome!
-Jake
omg… silly man. i really thought u was a twin at first. wowow.. ure so silly I LOVE LOVE your entires.. never fails to put a smile on my face.
Haha Lan, you have outdone yourself on this entry. Once again you actually got me to “lol”. If you keep up posts like this, I think our little competition is going to be pretty one-sided.
whoa…..number 1 on xanga? i didnt even know they had that!
hahah so your mr popular now ay?
lol thanks for the comforting words.
Lan and Linh, wow you guys look like twins! are you?you both got the missing teeth and bowl cut. haha cute.
you are truly THE xanga whore. no one compares to you. ::bows::
J
:w00t: wow ur so good at computers and photoshop and all that!! and u have the funniest entries. =D good job lol
I’M SOOOOOOO MAD AT YOU RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!! UGH!
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=(
My xanga doesn’t work.
u_u*
you had my side hurting i was laughing so hard!!! thanks for making me laugh i needed that i just woke up
thank you!
yesss but when my daddy gets mad he gets mad like GODZILLA mad…starts mumbling bad words to him self…. :mad:….. :cry:
oo and i enjoyed your entry quite the creative one…
hahahaha your page cracks me up!!
im going to support you by giving you two e-props. hope youre not like britney spears or anything. lol that was mean. i dont have a dick to suck but if anyother guys have an offer then ill get back to you. jk congrats on your fame!
lol … ^_^
dont be menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood ^.~
:worthy: :worthy: :worthy: :worthy: :worthy:
:wub:
you’re such a silly, silly man. Wish you lived here. We’d think up some crazier ideas!
haha u r hilarious
so funny lols. im like cracking up like a maniac and my parents are looking at me funny… lols that huge ass bottle of heniken hahas!!!! lols my gwad.. im tearing lols
boyz in the hood??? im getting old i can’t rmemeber nething lol … here 2 eprops for u lan!!! i love ur post i laffed outloud!
Here’s 2 eprops you can save up for when you need it most in a few years. See how nice I am?
you are completly hilarious and i wish you were my best friend!!!!!!!!!! random props :biggrin:
Here man, you can have ‘em.
dang..i had no idea u were rated number one. Congrats! I’ve been whoring for comps so i could xanga surf.. puahah.. jp. Keep the xanga logs going…
:mellow:
wow.. i never knew you had it so hard..
yes to my last blog entry..=)
yeah it was worth not doing anything
haha nice entry
your entries are so funny! nice stuff you got on here, came across your page from my friends (emilyn75) thanks for the luck!!!
OH MY OH MY!!!! I DUNNO WHAT TO SAY!!!! B RATED hahahahahahhahaha love ya lan you crack me up!
This entry is excellent … I was smiling all the way through it …
LOL…I love coming by your site, it’s very fresh, and original. And hey, to be comfortable with oneself is to make a mockery of oneself!
Funny you should ask, because almost everyone else asked me the same question in one connoation or another…”Is he as big in real life as he looks on TV?” … “Has he lost any weight?”…etc. lol…but yes, he is big in real life, just as big as he looks on TV if not bigger..so no, I guess that would mean he probably hasn’t lost any weight. Hehe.
P.S. His hands were rough and dry… lol
:alien: I just spend two hours reading your site. (and packing) Good stuff.
hahaha
Hey man, you’re so funny!! I love reading your xanga!
thanks! you’re the best, dude!!!
that was funny! i loved it; good for you. <3teddy.
Hhaahahhaaha thanks for making me laugh! I needed that!
Very original. Luvin’ the photos. Where do you find the time!?!? haha Either way, I think the quote is from Menace II Society! I’m ghettofabulous for knowing! hehe 
Thanks again for the comment!
hahaha as always a HI-LARIOUS entry. =)
*hug* Yeah we should have lunch sometime =) It shall be a grand shindig
Hey, just out giving random props. hott xanga <3 keep up the interesting posts!
Jess
omg, i had that same blue suit!
you’re a eprop whore!!! eprop crack or something along those lines. You probably get a lot of people tell you that inspire them to update their xanga or do something creative since yours is really damn awesome =) I’m glad what i said made you :biggrin:
Well, hopefully I’ll be around to read more of your future entries =)
lol, very creative
K
yay for #1! you and your bro are so cute
(( actually laughed )) haha!
my friend, your entries keep getting better and better! and to think, you barely started re-posting on your xanga early Nov. of last year (only 4 months ago). however, glad you are! good stuff Lan! :w00t:
that was fucking fabulous.
haha funny story!
anyhow…is that quote from ‘don’t be a menace in south central’?
hahaha. fucking hilarious man! you never cease to entertain me! 20 million eprops for this one! good luck getting back on top!
lol thenks for the comment. ur freeakin creative wit the entries. makes me jealousss. i new i saw on on featured content! good job mister ;D
HAHAHA “I’LL SUCK YOUR DICK FOR EPROPS”
talk about online prostitution!
oh i just updated on why.. actually I don’t even know whyy. sorry.. I’m a bit slow tonight.
same to you I’m : bb frex
J
Lol. Ur entries never fail to make me laugh! haha …
Yes lotsa kissin’. U see, I lurv my gurlz and when I’m drunk I just can’t resist the temptation. haha… xoxo
okay….that entry was weirdily funny heheh i dunno *shrugs*
omg u r hilarious!! i loveeeeee your posts!!! i’m glad i subscribed!! i added u btw!! :tongue:
ahh u shouldve gone!! hahaha thanks for the comment.
haha thanks
:laugh: heheheheeeeeeee, good stuff
You should have robbed a 7-Eleven dood.. You might have gotten away with it.. :boxing:
You don’t have to suck my dick for eprops, I’m easy.
<3 Kasey
hey your a gorillaz fan
u into dal the funkee homosapien
look at me site
peace out
thank you for ur comment. but really though, what you do with photoshop is waaaaay cooler than what i can do…
haha cool i have the same birthday as the great lan.
i really love your site congrats on being number one.
and im pretty sure the tara reid said ill suck your dick for 1000 dollars in the big labowski which was before half baked
wow ur quite popular
that must mean ur a xanga slut
deng.
and the effect is sketch or something
tight huh?
i think ima change my picture soon
if not already
g’day
HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA
hi there, i like your entries and it was so funny hehe.. anyway, just leave you some props… :biggrin: and hit me back… TC!!
here is an additional 2 EPROPS! Lan Nguyen will you suck my pee-pee now. :w00t: :urgent: 2 eprops me lub you loong time. no no 6 eprop me lub you too muchhh..
:worthy: That was mad creative. You ROXORS :worthy:
after careful deliberation, I have concluded you deserved your coveted title.
It’s the sheer effort you put into it man. Taking the time and care, combined with the fun “how tos” makes your site worth my time.
The only sad thing is that someday you might get a life and not have time to entertain us monkeys.
Lan that will never happen. Your entries are always too good for begging for eprops.
But hey if you’d like a couple THAT bad…
*unzip!
hahah, i like this one. funny.
you r so silly.. :tongue:
PROPs! u silly goose lolz..u have a pretty good imagination.. very creative
take care
Dude you’ve got more eprops than i’ll ever get in my life!
those pix are awesome…you’ve got too much creativity. can you spare some for me pleeeeaaaaaaaaase?
have no idea what movie, guess no eprops for me. hehehe…
my mom just bought another camera for me, haven’t looked at it, but sure it’s good enuff.
i loved ur entry. cracked me up cuz i’m havin’ one of those “days.”
LMAO! You must have alot of time on your hands!
hahahhahahahahaha Lan, You’re the coolest!
hahaha I’ll give you 2 e props any time you need it, promise you won’t have to do anything for it either!
Loving the creative entries here!
Wow you are an attention whore! Just kidding. So you want Eva Longoria eh? She’s from my hometown! Alright I’ll see what I can do. Have a great day!
hahaha.. “weapons”
Unfortunately, I don’t know the movie…but when can we expect your fragrance line to come out? It only seems like the next natural step! :blink:
o.O
haha..funny entry…
Oh my, that was pretty hilarious, despite your use of vulgarity.
:biggrin:
Hahaha “2 eprops to spare”
You’re so funny! And creative! Very!
Awwwe You have a twin…
Is he also funny like you?
Errr… I dont have a dick… :tongue:
And I dont know what movie ur referring to…
:ph34r: Bank Robbery, YOU! lol
im surprised you still have time to leave messages amidst your jump in e-cool.
ryc: my nephew is the cutest thing ever. look at his teeth. seriously. my niece and nephew kill me. i love them so much that it hurts. *shakes head* it’s a wondrous thing to have babies trust you implicitly.
Friggin’ hysterical.
Half-Baked, duh.
You should do “Behind The Music” with Vh1 ahahaha
omg, your pictures are aweome!! i love your site!!!
<33
hell no! u’re fuckin COOL!… u’re xanga has humor, substance.. I like…
:w00t:
haha.. so you are a prop whore huh? hmmm… the offer does sound interesting. haha. jp.
Still waiting for the day I’ll make featured.
It’ll never come but it’s nice to dream, huh?
Here’s more eprops.
OMG! You have…ALOT of eprops. You’ll make #1 again for sure! Geeeez I’m so jealous! O so you wanna know what I did to freak someone out? Well remember that post where I said everything I thought that person was…You know..it started…You are…
Well I guess he read it, and now he’s been acting so strange and distant around me. -_-; What a joke.
how cute!
thanksssss. and congrats!!
how can u live with urself.. telling one sis she’s cool than going behind her back to change it to favor the other?! My heart hurts……
HAHA…….you are too funny and coollll…..I think you out beat us sisters in cool and popularity Lan….we would never dare compare us with you…hihi…but you’re xanga is out of this world….keep up the great work, Lan! :smile:
I’ll always drop by to spare you some eprops…..no need to rob the bank for any….haha…..
Take care,
-Linda =)
your xanga is way awesome compare to mine.. so freaking funy, i always enjoy reading it.. keep it up man.. take care
U r creative..
hahaha yeah that gave me a good laugh.
congrats on bein #1 !
i was excited that i was even on featured lol but #1!
good job babe.
<3always jenny
:tongue: heres another 2 eprops for yah… wheres my blowjoe?? puahahahah jj..
lol nice…
:wink: luv the site its sooo cool u make me laugh alot
man, yur site’s goooooood. i think that’s from “menace to society” and if i remember correctly, it was for a burger. and the one who propositioned got shot. not good.
haha, oh man…begging for eprops. That’d be a new low if I saw a bum begging for those.
Another great post! You seem to put a lot of time into them….I like the results. 
Lan ure such a nerd! how long did u spend on this entry and those pixrs?! haha! I remember reading ur xanga when u barely got like 10 comments per entry! now look at u! woow
That was a pretty funny entry :w00t:
HILARIOUS! good info haha. you’re ready to have autobiography written.
HILARIOUS!!! I’m loving this TOO MUCH!! :biggrin:
YOU CRACKA ME UP :alien:
it makes me laugh how some people put all they have into a xanga its to bad that im almost to that point
Stellar performance.
Hey (unrelated kind of), how many Nguyen’s do you think there are in the U.S? Do you have a club? Are you all somehow, someway related. What a wild family reunion that would be. Was there a one Mighty Nguyen :showoff: that spread his seed far and wide or are you all named after the same town?
It’s just not right that I don’t know the answers to these and many more questions. It’s not like there’s an Asian History Month. (hey what month would that be, if there were- do you think?) There are enough Nguyens now that I think you should qualify for a month dedicated to the history of NOT Asian, but for the Mighty Nguyen :boxing:.
My theory is this: You’re all slated to rule the world someday but for now, you work in complete unison and total secrecy.
Am I right?
thats funny as hell..congrats on the #1 spot!
~~~*~~~Crystal~~~*~~~
haha, u got some crazyass PS skills
awesome entry…it’s really funny. :laugh:
that’s classic. love it. sounds like something i’d go out and do w/ my camera. when i was younger i use to make behind the musics. hilarious.
Half Baked! You ever suck dick for e-props? Now that’s an addiction!
.:.:* Nichole *:.:.
YEAH! DAVID IS CUTE =) HEHEH I WANT TO BE IN FEATURED CONTENT! HEHEH DO U HAVE TO HAVE ALOT OF EPROPZ IN ORDER TO BE IN FEATURED? HEHE JUST WONDERING =)
3 eprops up!! cant wait to see more.. you are soo creative..
:wacko: :unsure:
that is way to funny lol i love it..
hahahaaaaa
I ♥ Half Baked! Your awesome, i love this site, since I first read it, it made me laugh! I am subscribing :throb:
Nice!
Ohh I didn’t know you had a twin. I like learning new things about you every time I read your xanga!
aww how cute the pic of u n ur twin. i gotta say..u r really creative..i’m a bit jealous haha!! j/k
puhahahaha~~~ I’m loving your E True Life Story~~~~ ^^
That quote is from either Boyz In The Hood or Menace to Society with Tupac.
Haaa! This reminded me of a really bad episode of Behind the Music.
Hey man, take a spare couple of e-props!
menace to society
It’s from Don’t be a Menace,”I’ll suck your dick man!”
Bettie
lol! Half Baked! Dave Chapelle is the funniest! :laugh:
hahahaha..that was cool. Im guessin’ the line was from the movie Menace 2 Society???
I didn’t read all the links to see if you got an answer but I think it is New Jack City- Chris Rock…I love your page!!!!
too funny
“i sucked dick for crack” that’s a line from the weed movie with the funniest home video full house dad at a drug addict support group when they were all making fun of the pothead and telling him that pot was not a drug and didn’t count.
Dude, where are you?
Fucking hilarious