February 23, 2005
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About Me:
Wetting your pants as a kid, tripping down stairs, pushing on a door instead of pulling on a door….we’ve all had those embarassing moments we’d like to forget. Well today I’ll be talking about the most embarrising moment I’ve ever had…
IN MY LIFE
dun…dun….dun…
Background:
Let me set up the scenario for everyone. It’s the end of my 7th grade year at Steinbeck Middle School in San Jose. This is my very last school day in San Jose in fact before I move to Atlanta, Georgia. My very cool, new, young teacher decides to have our end of the year party outside. (god I miss having those last days before summer)
The Party:
With the party being outside a bunch of the students decide to bring water balloons and procede to pelt each other without abandon.
Well soon the supply of balloons dwindle and people turn to shaking up 2-liter bottles of soda and begin to chase me out in the field.
I’m running out into the field and out of no where a pole decides to run out and hit me.
Great moments in Lan history….
Franken-bump:
I black out for several seconds and then when I come to a bunch of people are crowded around me and I feel like their eyes are burning through my skin.
I’m helped up and I try to get back to the party acting like nothing happened. Well as I’m walking back I have this eerie feeling everyone is looking at me. My friend walks up to me and asks me, “are you ok…?” I say of course, why? He tells me that there is a bump on my head slowly growing in size.
I look up at my own forehead and I can see the ugly thing with my own two eyes!!!!
I head out to the school nurse and spend the last 3 hours of the last day of school in the nurses office waiting for my parents to pick me up. On top of that since I was moving to Atlanta that summer it was the last time I saw many of those people. I wonder if anyone in xanga land was there that day….
I didn’t even notice it for 5 minutes….
But wait, there’s more:
I did forget to tell you all about one minor detail of the story. Earlier in the year I had lost a lot of weight because of my health. Well since I lost so much weight all my clothes were really loose on me, especially my shorts….
So to compensate I always had to wear belts with my shorts….for some reason on that day I didn’t…..
So while I was running away from my friends I had to continually pull up my shorts with my hands to keep from tripping. Well after hitting the poll…you guessed it. The below happened:
I’ll dip my head down in shame now. Actually, at the time it was one of the most horrific moments of my adolescense. The thing is now that I can look back at it, I can’t help but smile.
Sorry this one is censored for you kids out there…..
So what’s your most embarrasing moment?
[Edit:] I just realized that last picture just looks like I’m flashing everyone. Hahahhaahh
Comments (133)
I was 6. I ate too much chocolate. I diarrheaed in a K-mart. All over the K-mart. Nuff said.
the pole decides to run into you huh? LOL! Most embarrasing moment for me? None..cuz most happen when no one’s around ..or I catch myself before anyone sees me.
haha most embarassing moment is something that’s not meant for the xanga public, but it’s a doozy
The pole comes out of nowhere and beats the crap out of you?! the bastard! LOL :biggrin:
hahaha i love the animation!
thx. hah, but hey, i was wondering how’d u come across my xanga?
hell ya i am going !!!!! hahahaha!! how arey ou doing?!?!
LOL friggin’ poles!
i once ran into a mirror at a shoe store. i must’ve eight or nine but the funny thing was, i remember seeing my reflection right before it happened…
ohh those nasty poles are like the sidewalks that like to rise out of nowhere. :hehe:
That story’s adorable!
I was running away from a herd of boys (whoo-hoo!) and fell in the mud, butt first during recess. I had to go through the rest of the day with that unfortunate stain.
Damn, those poles. Always in the way of everything. :tongue:
Hmm, I’m sure I have a lot of these but one that sticks out the most was when I was in 7th grade, and I was running late for class. I ran into the building but before I grab the door knob, I slipped on my ass [in front of everyone!] and my books and my trapper keeper full of paperwork flew everywhere. Just like in the movies.
I have a scar on my elbow to prove it. =/
one time my friend who was 19/20 at the time had to take a major crap at the mall. so he ran to the restroom but he didnt make it on time. so he crapped all over his pants. he had to walk outside the mall smelling like shit. hahaha…
silly lan… not so pg 13 this time eh? =p :rolleyes:
My most embarassing moment had to be this time in elementary school when I was like 6 … I had to pee really badly and i just ran into the nearest restroom without realizing it was the guy’s bathroom @_@ I was wondering why there was this trough like apparatus.. then someone kindly showed me the girl’s bathroom lol
heh… i have far too many embarrassing moments. I’ll do a top ten/five list on my own xanga sometime today
ha ha, my most embarassing moment, well it was in 4th grade and it was picture day. I was looking all pretty and what not and had a skirt on and all. Well I got my pictures done and they said we could go outside and play so I decided to go on the swings. Those damn swings, you probably know what happens next.
hmm.. ahahha.. it’s really funny.
but it’s just sick if i tell it online. maybe if i EVER happen to meet you ill let you know (;
i remember falling down also….i dont want to mention about the story >< its embarassing ~
I ment my PANTS fell down to my ankles~ and i was wearing see through panties and this was all IN WATER!! SOOO lucky, i wore a long white shirt…that over that part….i didnt realize my pants fell down until people were screaming…
man that’;s nothing
i used to take shits in women’s restrooms
and then i’d start conversation with them as I wash my hands in the sink.
hehe he was driving w/a suspended license n expired sticker on his plate.
luckily, i havent done anything to make my face red.
Poor baby. :unsure:
lols That’s why people don’t look back when they’re running lols. XD I hope you didn’t get hurt too bad lols
poor pole…you attacked it…
mine was walking around campus in my uniform with a backpack on : the back of my jumper rode up and my underwear was suddenly everyone’s business…..
i love reading your posts *hugs*
Today I tripped UP the stairs AND pushed a door instead of pulling.
My life is just one huge embarrassing moment.
=/
hmm (random props?) lol here are a couple truly embarrassing moments for ya to enjoy…haha i have a similar story to yer pole story…cept mine was a tree… and um i was playin tag and the tree was base so i was runnin my ass off and then i looked back at the suckers chasing me and i looked forward and the tree bit my forehead. :wacko:
um ive also walked into guys bathrooms, slipped in front of practically my ENTIRE uni…(twice) the first time i cursed my old navy flip flops and laughed it off and the second i cursed my old navy flip flops, the juice spilled on teh floor, and then cried and threw my phone (which broke), and a final story? i thought this guy in my uni was a totally different guy (who i knew)…ugh embarrassing but after we got over that we ended up talking all day and eventually went out!! hehe
hahaha i think thats enough…i belive ive embarrassed myself in front of the xangan community quite enough for today. cool site bye.
lol nice nice… i have way to many embarassing moments…hehe maye i’ll tell them to ya later
A pole ran into you eh? Try fallling down a flight of stairs in a mini skirt with stilettos and giving an old man the best show of his life before he can die. Yeah, this happened in college when I was rushing downstairs so I wouldn’t be late for my public speaking class and I missed a step and fell all the way down! I now hold the rails going downstairs. Oh yeah, a protected post will be up shortly with a big announcement. Take it easy.
Yay for animated stick figures. Its how many an online comic make their living.
I went swimming with a bunch of my friends and my crush at the time was there too. When I jumped in the pool, my bikini top slid off when I got in the water :wacko:
hahaha BUT!!! I always have a bra on! there’s more risk when ur NOT wearing one haha
HEY THERE..MY FATHER IN-LAW SEEN ME NAKED..THEN HE SMILED THAT PERVE…BUT I WAS EMBARRASED…I MADE MY CHOICE OF GOING TO HAWAII…THANKS..SEE YA!!
i had my ear wax cleaned out cuz i thought i had a ear infection. the hot nurse says to me, “i got a big chunk out”. turns out i had a migraine, not an ear infection.
you look pretty happy about your pants falling down. Most embarassing moment? On some girl’s jock in thailand. then i found out it was a boy.
aw how adorable =] funny storyy
& congrats on making featured before! =)
my friends and i were blading in central park and my friend wanted to show off how fast he could go. now in central park, there are certain areas you tend to skid over because of the horse manure that had been freshly removed. well anyways, off he goes and he skidded on the “manure area” and flew straight into a horse that a cop was riding on. to this day, he claims that the horse attacked him.
i don’t have any embarassing moments so i thought i’d share that :whistling:
ouchers.. :wacko: well my most embarassing moment was surfing in Bali with my friends and my top falling off with my best friend yelling in front of people “I CAN C YOUR NIPPLE!!”
OH GOSH AFTER READING THAT I WANT TO GIV YOU A HUGE KISS! =(
I lost my underwear going swimming one time. Me and my friends decided to change into our bathing suits during recess (4th grade) so we wouldn’t ahve to change in the locker rooms. I didn’t realize till after swimming MY UNDERWEAR WAS GONE! They were navy blue with little white snowflakes… Anyways I told my teacher and I had to go commando for the rest of the day. The next day I open my locker and i see my UNDIES! My teacher told mea first grader had found it and put it in the lost and found HAHAHAHA!
HAHA TH0SE ARE PRiCELESS MOMENTS. REMiNiSCiNG ABOUT CHiLDHOOD DAYS ARE ALWAYS NiCE..
Oh it was totally last Saturday when I was performing at a variety show… I was wearing an all white suit, doing a solo number, but I didn’t realize that my fly was undone….. I didn’t win the comp. but I did get some phone numbers as a result….
hilarious
those poles have no manners whatsoever!
i have more than one. i’m keeping them to myself =X
aww too cute
haha fricken poles….. that happened to my friend once, she was walking backwards and didn’t notice the huge metal sign behind her… i’m sure i’ve had my share of embarassing moments, but none come to mind… i’ll post if i think of anything
Ow, im laughing so hard my face hurts. One time, last year, I ran up to the CALPIRG table where they had a poster hanging off the front. I tripped, stepped on the poster, and brought the whole thing down. I have not been able to show my face at a CALPIRG meeting since.
no i really did….
i took dumps in the girls stalls in college once
you censored the goods.. sir. that is no nice.
you grew up in san jose? me too! small world. i went to bernal middle school, if u’ve ever heard of it.
hahaha yeah that made me laugh. idk if i ever really got embarassed because in my opinion life isnt truly fun if you get embarassed over little things.
but theres one time i do remember..
i was at a club and i wanted to dance with this hot guy all night. he finally came up and started to dance with me. my hair was curly and had a lot of hairspray in it .. his freakishly huge diamond earring got caught in my hair and i ripped it out.. he then got down on the floor to look for it .. and then many others did too. i felt like an idiot but thats okay haha..
<3always jenny
i got too many embaressing moments =9
6th grade. playtime at lunch. girl was chasing me because we were playing tag. I tripped on my own feet/legs.
fell down, scraped knee…
cried like a little schoolgirl…
and i remember i think i was mad at her for like a month too. She apologized but i kept being mad at her..
man.. what a dumbazz.. =/
anyway, back to YOUR embarassing moment…
your little incident seemed like it would have been quite the sight to see xD
HAHA :tongue:
yeah…even when I put my name or a logo on my photos, ppl still steal them. It’s a shame!
i once accidently set off a fire alarm at my movie theater…everyone thought i was a delinquent and my pastor from church was there so he had to turn it off for me.
your xanga is absolutely hilarious
i really like your attitude. =)
haha I like your story. It reminds me about a time when my brother was 4 years old. My dad and I were at the shopping centre looking at clothers since it wasn’t a toy store my brother became really agitated and started to run out of the shop that we were in. So he started to tell us he was leaving and still looking at us in hopes that we would follow him out too but then all of a sudden we heard this loud bump and then we see him on the floor. He had ran into the glass front window of the store, thinking it was the entry door! ahahah my poor silly brother.
haahaha poor thing. something like that happened to me. i was running through the house laughing because my brother said something funny… didn’t pay attention to what i was doing and ran right smack into the front door… and those things are made of hard wood. so yeah… broken nose. i pretty much didn’t laugh affter that…OoOO i have ALOT of embrassing moments=) but they’re so dumb ud think i was some cluts waiting for a clutsy moment to happen lol. laters=)
I wasn’t embarassed at the time per se, but once when I was substitute teaching, a student claimed that he had seen me at the nude beach, and I denied it, and the student, well, his laughter and kept insisting that it was me made him have more credibility than me, because no doubt he HAD seen me there.
My most embarassing moment is when I jumped into the pool and started swimming, someone tapped on my and say, “Hey, you left your swimming trunks behind” And that happens when ALOT of people are in and around the pool. And it didn’t happen when I was a kid… so…
that’s not so bad…..
I’ve had plenty of embarrassing moments….for example….when I was 17 my little sister wanted to get her belly button pierced but she didn’t want to do it alone. I didn’t really care, so I went with her and she made me go first. It was my job to act like it didn’t really hurt and convince her that it was a piece of cake. Well I wasn’t scared and it really was a piece of cake. I was actually really surprised and hadn’t really felt a thing. She was excited and sat down to get hers done. Apparently I was bothered much more at the sight of the needle going through HER belly button, and I passed out right there in the tattoo parlor. The guy had to break out the smelling salts and everything. ;)
let’s hope those are the worst things that’ll happen to us, friend
how do you make the pictures move? :blink:
i know i’ve been gone, sorry. im trying to catch up! honest
:cry: you poor baby~ the big bad poley hit you?
^^; geez.that must have been a doozy
HAHA oh Lannie Lan…you funny cow…=D
My most embarrassing moment was back in hs during PE when we were playing baseball. I sat on top of one of the fences waiting for my turn to pitch and when my turn came, I slid down the fence, but I didn’t make it down. Instead my shorts were stuck on a little hook and I just hung there like a retard with my shorts all the way up to my crotch. So humiliating hahaa.
haha. *bite* j/k…i’m not a werewolf….although i do bite when im drunk? :biggrin: *shrugs*
That was especially cool because it happened in real life and you’re willing to share in good humour. You aren’t the only one whose had a pole knock you senseless…haha..it happened to me as well! :w00t:
K
:w00t: that’s adorable… mine.. errr.. gas leak? a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time ago.
well well i know the answer! you like it ALL he he… (i like the finger picture) haha
oh no you cant do that, M3 is gonna be my next car dude!! as long as you dont get it in the same color as me i’m sure it be alright =P
Thanks Lan It’s going to be one hell of a week =o/.
sorry about the night before I was a bit.. “not myself”.
J
well… as a kid, i was a new student at an elementary school… and peed in my pants when i couldn’t find the bathroom. i was 9 years old at the time, so a little old to be having potty problems. i got over the embarrassment, though.
i guess your situation is a lot worse, but at least you moved away and never had to face those kids again! :tongue:
Too many embarrasing moments for me to choose from. The one that sticks to my head most is when I saw my Junior High crush at the mall (which I’ve never said a word in edge wise to or even knew I existed) waved hello with such enthusiasm and excitement from a distance. I reciprocated the heart warming hello back only to realize he was waving at another girl behind me. Not as great of a story as yours but it was humiliating for me at the time.
my foot fell asleep before i got up to give a speech. by the time i managed to walk to the microphone i stumbled face first into it. and then the floor.
and thanks. :biggrin:
Ok, I have read your Xanga a few times, but I have to come out and say it…you look exactly like my brother and it’s driving me nuts. I had to tell you.
Any way… :: shifty eyes :: Best Xanga ever, in all honesty.
♥
Yeah, those crazy poles!.. Don’t they have nothing better to do?.. :boxing:
ahah my links are working now! hehe another funny post! :biggrin:
Thanks! When i come back you gotta teach me how to do animated stuff like that K! :smile:
embarrassing moments? :ph34r: forgot to zip up the pants until realized that i’ve been exposed in public for half a day already …it’s not that i’m ….but ….ja …so anyway…funny story you have there…the pictures made me laugh out loud…especially the flashing one. lolz, you’d do good flashing for Mardi Gras lolz.
i really like the pics u added along to the story..hehe sillly.
well thanks for the congrats..im due in sept.
now emilyn75 has gotten me curious, how’d you get to my site? lol :tongue:
the “censored” gif
AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG
thats hilarous!!
but yeah… i know how that is… losing a grip of weight and clothes just FALLING OFF… lol
haha … right, so the pole ran out and hit u!! haha… nice animations! my most embarassing moment… haha, i don’t think i have just ONE! but… it’s ok… just play it off and keep on laughing!! haha :boxing:
LOLLL i remember how i ran into a pole and fell straight to the ground. oh and the other thing i ran into was those clear sliding doors…i thought it was open……………
the last scenario must be soo soo embarressingg!!!! losing ur shorts kakakaka. i remember falling down the stairs and flashing my black undies to everyone that surrounded kekekeke….thank god i believe in wearing underwear
oOo haha cool
haha.. funny.
oh man, you ARE flashing everyone! Hahahahahaa. peace…
gesturing wildly at really posh restaurant with my family, i accidentally knock over this jug with vinegar and it flies like 3 feet before it bomb drops into the floor. the man sitting three feet away was quite old and jumped probably ten feel into the air and got vinegar splashed all over him. stinky vinegar.
we hadnt even gotten our food yet so i had to sit through a whole dinner with the table next door giving me looks of death…
oh yes most of the photos that i take look like its photoshoped but i aint. how skillful am i!!! LOL
man this xanga is awesome. i wonder how many hours u spend on xanga? i reakon about 1 hour?
haha.. pretty funny story.. too bad you didn’t mean to drop your shorts like those frat boys i saw streaking in the parking lot at a restaurant i went to, not once, but twice.. :biggrin:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I’m sorry to laugh at your childhood misery…but it’s too funny! At least you can look back now and smile about it
oh, they were having a captain morgan rum promotion at camelback that day.
i was 15 (freshman) in a junior level math class – i happened to be good at math at that point in my life, im not anymore – anyways, so i basically just sat there and did my work, intimidated by the upper classmen – well it was near christmas and i had brought a box of candy canes to share with everyone in all my classes for the day, i was too scared to pass them out to this class…. so a little bit into the class one of the senior girls asked me if i had a tampon … being nervous (im such a puss) i said ‘ no but would you like a candy cane?’ she took that as me offering a candy cane as a substitute for the tampon and yells ‘ WHAAT? that’s DISGUISTING!’
yeah… needless to say that didnt encourage me to talk in that class at all…
:hehe: :laugh: i was running around, triped and fell… infront of bunch of people including my crush :ermm:
dude that sounds so made up!
my most embarrassing moment? man, i’ve had too many….it’s so funny that at the time you think it’s gonna be the end of the world…but years later, you realize that its those moments that make life worth living
Haha….yeah, my sister and I are always cool, no matter how mad we get with one another. We learn to forgive and forget…..haha…..it wasn’t always an easy thing to do but we’ve finally did it through time. Now, we are just like stupid buddies with each other…..
awww…the pole attacked you?? was the POLE hurt?? haha my most embarrasing moment huh? I can’t recall anything but even if i did…i wouldn’t want the xangans to know! :tongue:
RoFLz…i LOVE your posts!!! hahahaha i can’t remember my most embarrassing moment now :tongue:
hehe im in texas rite now… thanks for the props on my pic, ttyl
Hmm – well one time I wet myself. Standing up. At an assembly. In front of the entire school.
Beat THAT!
ahahahahyoure a funny mannnnnnn
i was till wetting my pants even when i was 13…kakakkaka believe it!
look mah, no hands!
HO HOH OH
ahahahaha~! visiting once again. funny entries man. hahahaha~~! it does look like you’re flashing everyone. LOL
my most embarrassing moment would have to be in my freshman year in college. to make a long story short, crossing the street while holding onto a cup of ice cream, tripping on pants, falling. but instead of trying not to fall, trying to save the ice cream, thus falling down hard, face down hard. but, i did save that ice cream! :rolleyes:
Who says I still don’t pull when it says push???
Most embarassing… hmmm…there’s the getting a baseball in the crotch after i getting circumsized and then blacking out on the baseball field for a few seconds.
and then there’s …
errr, yea just the above then.
Have fun at your game. I know me and my hubby will.
The taxi driver didn’t say anything while we were drinking the beer so I assume yes.
i saw the “bump” gif before i read the story so i thought you were talking about a pimple and i was like, OMG I HAVE ONE TOO! but…never mind now :whistling:
my niece is turning 4 and a half and my nephew is 8 months.
wow, i dont think my most embarrassing moment comes even CLOSE to urs, hahahahah
hahah i like ur little animation stuff here! hehehehe
:hehe:
thanks you!
hehehe! sillie lannie!! :laugh: -n- poor bumpie on ur head :smile:
mUahahaa! :smile: teehee
i bet if i knew y0o back den, i’ll start pokin it -n- laffin histerically while doin’ it
-n- for dee last pic, ST0P FLASHIN LiL KIDz wit’chur WEE-WEE!! :shifty: lol
~ Evie
ryc: no i been gone cuz of work load! i been working really hard . . . .i need some good lovin’ :wub:
Wanna hear mine’s? Okay.
I got shitted on by birds thrice in my highschool years… DURING LUNCH TIME, OUTSIDE, WITH EVERYBODY ELSE! Yup, embarassing (sp?) indeeed. But it’s coo, I think I’m the only girl that can pull it off cuz I was hella laughing my ass off while the bird’s poop was dripping all over my hair… It’s coo, it’s coo.
*POP COLLA*
:pooh: hey i was going t write an entry about my earlier days.. so funny that we had almost the same damn traumatic experience… when i was in the 2nd grade, we were playing kick ball and i was the pitcher/ thrower. anyway- this boy kicked the ball straight into my belly and knocked the wind out out of me– i just collapse to my knees. in the same day while i was running around i tripped on my shoelaces and fell face down. OMG! my teacher had to take me home b/c my mommy doesn’t know how to drive and she was just freakin put because that thing on my head kept getting bigger. then she told my mom not to let me sleep… i might sleep forever. lawd- those were the good ol’ days!
holy cow, like 98% of your commenters are chicks. how do you do this? but i say cut down on the pg-13 entries. yeah, give us the good stuff. LOL.
I was talking to my brother while I was in the can.
My brother left without me know and another guy walked in and I continued the conversation with him. (well, it wasn’t a conversation b/c I was doing all the talking)
So when I finish my buisness, I walk out and there is no one in the bathroom. My brother told me he left and another guy came out later and was told my brother “I think he was talking to you.”
I was talking about retarded ish too, eg “Heyyyyy remember in Austin Powers when he was taking a dump and he was like ‘who does number two work for, who does number two work for’ and the guy in the stall was like ‘yeah you tell that turd who’s boss’ LoLoLoL omfg that was so funny!!!1″
hahah loll.. i hope ur day is going well!! <3 <3
Awww … frankenbump must have been painful … sorry to hear you had to go through such a traumatic experience.
My most embarassing moment was in first year undergrad — was coming down the winding staircase in the main library (and during exam season too, so the library was just packed!), and mid-stairs, I felt one of my feet get caught on something, and then tumble, tumble, tumble, I went down. Luckily I only ended up with a very badly skinned shin (and nothing more serious), but dang, that was really embarassing trying to get up and pretend like nothing happened — I felt ALL eyes just staring at me w/ shock!
too many..=)
ahahha…you know what??? correction. it wasn’t ice cream…it was actually yogurt ice cream thingymagie…what do you call those…you know…umm….oh yea. frozen yogurt (?)!!! lol~! i think my strawberry yogurt is calling me…hehehe… :tongue:
I need to experiment with it more, it was giving me a headache :wacko:
K
HAHA no silly billy! My car was fixed loooooong time ago! I just had to change the batteries! Don’t you see what my license plate says?? lol
I’m also ordering a custom license plate frame…lol…something like: “The more I see men…the more I like my dog” or “ZERO TO BITCH…IN 2.7 SECONDS” =D
Because I like to start shit.
No, actually because I was just making fun of the stupid drama that was going on between that girl, and that other girls xanga. & I said it would be funny if she was going to attack me too.
I’m such an instigator.
sooo many of them
Thanks Lan for your concern!!! ::hugs::
good lord. 125 comments? you must go around commenting cute girls and then saving them as a friend.
right? right??
oh… that’s really, um… hideously funny. -random person
yeah, i knew it.
<– not just a pretty face.
:biggrin: my southpark is inspired by one of your past posts =)
ahhah !! i read all of the past entries on this page… gosh i need to keep up. i love coming here.. its like a comical relief for me. you’re so awesome !! :hug:
hahahaa….how cute…
embarassing moments? i’d have to think about that… well i usually hold my pee until i burst. so one day i drank tons of water, and what do u know… i had to pee hellllllaaa bad. anyways i tried to unzip my pants as fast as i could, but i didn’t make it
omg imagine warm pee trickling down ur legs…LOTS OF IT!
LOL, Funny as Hell!!!
Peace Out
Tanisha
thanks dude for helpin with the pictures! now i can post more pictures! :dribble: