March 8, 2005
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Writings on the Wall:
Ok, this Big Red puzzle is getting on my nerves. I’m never ever going to buy Big Red because some fucking SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE in a puzzle told me to do so.
*bang* now stop writing
While I was checking out the rules of the contest I noticed one key thing
[Enter to win a Free "Lifetime" Xanga Premium]
I almost crapped me pants when I saw this. Not because I wanted a chance to win but I realized if some retard won I’d have to see their site for the rest of my life.
So I got to thinking about who I don’t want to win.
Hit List:
1. Jukebox Xangans - Why the fuck do people put music on their sites?! You don’t see me running around shoving my headphones into your ear while I’m talking to your dumb ass. Here’s a tip for the ladies: tape yourselves having orgasms and watch your eprops rise.
2. Boring People - This might come as a surprise to a LOT of you but seriously….GET A FUCKING LIFE. If I were as boring as you I’d learn how to lie. Next person who writes a BORING ASS entry is going to get a paper bag over there head and a cock in their mouth.
[Edit:] People who fill out surveys – No one givs a FLYING FUCK what your favorite color is.
3. Background Whores - If you can’t read your own fucking entries, don’t you think it’s time to pick a new background? These people seriously give me headaches when I try to read their sites. The next person I see who does this I’m going to sit on their face and fart.
4. Little Kids - Is it me or does everyone under 16 think they are cool WeN dEi TaLk LyKe diS? For the babies out there…..please solve the puzzle above and figure out what you need to do.
5. Ugly People – There are LOTS of ugly fucktards & bitches out there and they’re only going to hit more branches of the ugly tree as they get older. For those of you who fall into this category….try thinking about NOT putting up a profile picture.
Comments (240)
i hate ugly people with mean personalities. it should be against the law to be ugly and mean at the same time.
Sheesh. Why so mad at ugly people?
Lmao at the ulgy typing people. That annoys me. It makes me angry when people with featured content tYp3 LyK dAt too.
*Terrian
Alas, it seems that great minds (i.e., Vietnamese minds) think alike. You nailed every one to a tee, although I would like to add are fobs. I don’t like reading fobby Xangas.
:whistling: someone needs to take their happy pill and find a happy place… :devil:
oh, the pain of ugly faces
:cry:
i have music on my page…
i have some boring entires…
k… i dont fill out surveys…
i can see my entry when its on the white part…
my sn is like that kObEvYtAi…
i hope i’m not ugly :unsure:
ur entry hurt… haha jk!! :tongue:
::blink::
we’re just going to up the dosage of your morphine a little bit, sir.
:O I wonder where I fall..
so what if a hot chic writes a boring entry….you gonna put a cock in her mouth? doesn’t sound so bad after all hahaha. there are exceptions
: hahahaa :hammer:
Someone seems a little annoyed…
I’m a number 2 and maybe a number 5 as well…BUT I don’t have that puzzle thingamajiggy on my Xanga! haha You are so right about the amazing flirt feeling. :throb:
AMEN TO THE ABSOLUTE SUCKING OF BACKGROUND WHORES!!!!!!!!!!!! ahahahahahhaa
:blink: wow.
i agree with you on most of that stuff…
but ugly or not everyones entitled to post their butterfaces
:sick:
thanks for your best wishes
my, arent we a little snotty today? =0
lol i put music on my site -_-;
i think youre offending alot of people lan, but of course – you dont care >.<
after all .. its YOUR xanga =D
to each their own… let the unattractive, ghetto-talking youngins bore themselves into oblivion. no one’s forcing you to read my xanga. hehe :tongue:
now that’s quite the feel-good post if i ever read one. :hehe:
gee…i’m speechless..
hey thanks for visiting my site even though i’m ugly!
HAHAHAHAHAHHA!! thats hillarious! nice post!
lols. “Photosavent” Hit it on the nail. but then i do have music on my xanga but it pisses the hell outta me so i just leave my speakers on mute. -.-’ :whistling: lols. And I’m not blood viet. but then again, i was raised with viet as my ethnicity. And torturing people with weird music is fun. :w00t: expecially when there’s someone that you dont’ like that visits your xanga. you can torture them with your background with the help of a no highlight script. :devil:
LIFE TIME XANGA??? HAHAHAHAHHAHAA
*sob* i like my music =p
lol Lan is a bit disgruntled?
*hug* :throb:
ok… sniffle sniffle… i’ll be sure to never put up a profile pic again.
That was fantastic. Especially since I agree with all of it. Great minds think alike. Or not…
Anywho, people type lYk Di$ because they didn’t do shit in school and they smoked pot the whole time (which made them retarded) and so they didn’t learn how to spell properly, or even use proper grammar, and so 20 years later and 764,325 hangovers later, they have killed off so many brain cells that they can’t even put together a comprehensive sentence anymore.
*deep breath*
Hey you like Gorillaz, too? Kick ass.
dayammmmmmmmmmm ROAR!!
damn it!! i usually have music on my site too!!
I think what makes the list above even worse is that somehow crappy xangas with a combination of the “elements of suckage” manage to make it onto featured content. Oh, and Gorillaz rock.
wow
good thing i didin;t post up taht stupid lame ass big red thing!! cause it annoys me too,
anyways thsoe five points you said i wnat to says those things too!! just didn’t know how to put it into words…
and to conclude this.. are you PMS-ing? =P jk :whistling:
it’s interesting how your last blog promoted a no censorship community and now you have your own hit list. just interesting is all. just goes to show you can promote free speech and be an elitist at the same time.
whoa #5 is so mean =O people can’t help if they’re ugly!
I feel ya on your hit list. haha
wow this is a mean and brutal blog….. noone wishes themselves to be ugly. that’s just plan mean to say something like that…. and…
not all of us can lie to entertain and perk up our writing. some of us write to keep our friends and family updated……or write just to write….if you don’t like it never read it….
its their page and they are entitle to do whatever…just as you are entitle to write whatever you want on your page….because of me not liking this blog…i’m never going to read it again………you lost a subscriber….LOL…like it matters….anyhow…….keep on entertaining….but bye..
I think I fall under 2.
haha its all good =) haha
ryc: why you little… ::shakes fist::
hahahhahahahaha…jk
lol…I agree! especially with #1…I really like that profile pic; it shows a lot of your personality, i think.
K
Haha, this post was so charged with hate. I loved it. I too am sick of the Big Red, and refuse to sell out. Of everyone you mentioned, the background whores really piss me off. Goddamnit, just thinking about that is sending me into a berserker rage.
P.S. I hope the ladies follow your advice and tape themselves having orgasms, or even just faking it. You’d be assured 2 eprops from me, just for the effort alone. And if it’s a good show…well that would help too.
hateful today aren’t we? someone is screaming to get laid and it isn’t me…..
honestly, i’m shocked that of all people, you would write something so negative, but xanga is about freedom of expression be it art, music, or writing….so you may say what you like, this is your outlet
hope your day picks up from whatever slump it’s in *hugs*
uh oh
am i on one of those list? :wacko: :wacko: :wacko:
:blink: whoa lan is grumpy.. let’s call it xanger instead.. err, lame.. i used to have music on my site, i have some boring entries, i do not fill out surveys though (phew), i hate ppl Who TalKe LyKe dis too (join the blogring).. but i don’t think i’m ugly.. can i qualify for the lifetime account?
haha…i’ve got wu-tang playing just for you, kid!
Actually one of the reasons why I LOVE xanga is because of the people who put music on their pages…..so I get to steal their songs and upload them to my own mp3 players!
we share many of the same pet peevs…
this reeks of anger!
i subscribe because i found your blog quite entertaining…..and whatever you were trying to provoke on this entry….it worked because this blog got under my skin…..but hey…..like i said…you’re entitle to write whatever…and just a warning…u might not want to subscribe to me…my entries are very very boring….. and if i win the premium for life u might be stuck reading it…..lol….
>_< Holy :pooh: that was a fast response!
No wonder you make featured…
lmao yeah true that =P i sure wouldn’t wanna see those foos post forever and ever!
ahhaha.. you remind me of a guy a know. =] good hit list tho cracks me up.
I _literally_ snickered outloud reading your entry.
I’d like to second your Xanga hit list. Oye! :devil:
those puzzles should be locked away. everyother page i visit, they have that puzzle. oh dear.
.. alright. i’ll take my pictures down. :wacko:
psh.. Big Red gum… never liked them to begin with. :hammer:
whoops.. i am guilty of doing 3 of those aforementioned things.. #1, 2, and 5. And even worse, when i first got into xanga, i went for the whole life plan. aye. @_@
but it’s funny though, i checked my status and it says that my next payment is due on 1/2/2025. I wonder if xanga [or if i ] will still be on here then.. :blink:
very interesting post Lan, i think this is the first time i’ve ever seen you write with such rage.. :blink:
i think the only one i’m guilty of is being boring. i guess from now on if i see anyone coming towards me with a paper bag, i better run.
is this really ur entry? i’ve never read one like this from u
Amen. :pooh: Finally, a man with some real balls.
i’m a bit shocked after reading this entry…
didn’t think u were this type of person who would judge ppl this harshly.
maybe this is a joke entry……. but joke or not… it still is harsh.
=/
dude that was pretty mean…thanks for making my day officially crappy!! :mad: hehe j/k
I originally came here to reply your comment, but then i spent an hour crusing through the banned xangas and not featured content stuff.
oh yes, what i was going to say was, “are you trying to say that my penis doesn’t bring you joy?”
and… that’s it.
later
:mellow: wow, that’s something different from what I’ve seen you post. I LIKE IT! Wow, your right, dang, backgrounds, people typing funny, everything is so right. Thing is, I have music on my page so I feel bad, but hey, tis cool.
HAHAHAHHA :laugh: the “The next person I see who does this I’m going to sit on their face and fart” line is awesome lol. Hhaha :wub:
But but but.. I’m one of those “Boring People (2)!!!” lol at least I don’t do those stupid surveys. lol :tongue:
Hahah the “Ugly People” one.. my friend IMed me yesterday saying something along the lines of “it looks like you fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down!” Hahah it was hilarious! I mention this only because I told him (from Austin Powers; International Man of Mystery) “it looks like somebody beat you with an ugly stick!” hahah classic.
:throb:
THANK GOD!!! I WAS GOING TO SCREAM AND KILL THE NEXT LIVING NEXT TO ME IF I SAW THAT DAMN PUZZLE THING AGAIN!!
i swear its like a fucking diease…I was going to do it when i 1st saw it but then it just fucking start raping my xanga pages with it…it was annoyinng….
but seriously lan, your description is the best, i feel your pain dude!!! You put humor and also anger when you wrote that :laugh:
Yeowch. That was harsh. And i think it hurt me.
ha!
hahahaha
sooo true!
but… i think music is pretty…
hahhah…omg dude you’re tooo funny!!! =)
yeah lan, thanks for telling me to take off my profile pix.
you’re mean!!!!!! =P
i don’t know how to give people that option
i had to take the eprops away from you bc of the last category you put- ugly people??? that’s kinda mean…not everyone physically conforms to a society’s view of beauty, but it does not mean a person is not beautiful…
i would like to think you are joking and i hope you are -
wow haha. such strong feelings for xanga premium!
haha..i LOVE your hit list
yeah, amen to that.
yOu KnOW wh4t EL53 5ucKs? P3ople wHO TyP3 iN Fun|<y CAPs aNd 1337. Th3y n33d 2 Di3 :wacko:
oh yay – i can 2prop u again -
this entry did seem removed from your other entries. it is difficult to judge humor against sarcasm when all one is reading are words on a page
but thanks for clearing it up
hahhaha i like ur list.. but im one of the guilty ones.. eeekk
lol
hey you! I hope I get better too….but why all this animosity? It’s okay I go through those days too. =D :hug: well aslong as you’re happy!
you can’t tell by looking at my page??? trust me….its boring…no flashy pictures….just words…and boring words at that….
hm, music. true, but dead silence can be creepy. sometimes.
i can’t imagine still doing this in ten years.
i don’t even know why i do it now.
“looks like someone has a case of the mondays.”
^ quote from one of my fav movies of all time.
I agree with you completely on 1-4, and because I’m ugly I’ve long used Sandy Koufax, Joe DiMaggio, and recently I-80 to hide behind.
The worst background I went to had a Merlin that would not stop talking about how I should stay and leave props, and that’s just for starters. (far_off_to_da_east at your own risk). And of course the Merlin asked if I would vote it for feature content. Then there was the Matrix backround I couldn’t see through.
uh oh seems like someone is puhhhhhhissss..off hehe..=)
Amen. Finally you got to write the entry you always wanted to. DaTs TyTe FoO!~~~~
And FUCK THAT BIG RED CONTEST. I’m sick of seeing that for an entry.
lol all just for shits and giggles,huh……you’re crazy! ^.^
haha! :laugh:
hahahaha
p.s. …40 days is a looooooooooong time… i wanted to comment on ALL your entries, but i had to resist. however, this one deserves 2 eprops. haha even though my sn is D2rKAnGeL …i doNT type like that =P ohhh, and my background makes it hard to read but hell…jessica alba is hott–look at that =P
omg! u r effin hilarious! that sums up everything i think of when im on xanga! and i am sooooo sick of that effin big red shit! seriously… my friend had that up on his page and i was like “yea, so i can read ur shit for life? no thanks!!” lol…. ahahha… it was nice chattin with u for a bit… im home now… got 3 hours of studying done.. more to go! ttyl beb! :yawn:
my god i just took of the song on my site and i read this and i think i’m pretty cute in my own way :rolleyes: :laugh: :tongue:
thanks for the encouraging words. you’re really sweet and dear :hug:
and you’re right about the “subliminal message” thing… i never liked big red. so i would not buy it even after seeing it on almost everyone’s xanga.
i have music on my xanga, i definitely dont write boring entries, im not a background whore, im not a little kid, and im definitely not ugly =)
your banner is really good. and i liked how you linked as to how you did it. i got adobe photoshop myself, and i’m still soooo confused as to how to use it. good job. ohh,and the big red puzzle is getting on my nerve as well. hmmm and as for putting music on someone’s site, sometimes the music matches how they feel. i know that several times a lot of my friends started the theme of their xanga through a song. soo yeahh nice site =)
O.O
what’s up?
and i wouldnt mind winning the life time premium. sounds good
:alien:
:hug:
fck ur gonna keel me. i jus read ur hit list and i fall under #1 and #5 *hangs head down in shame*
BUT on the bright side we luv harry potter *hi five*
and there are the xangers who bitch about other xangers.. hahha just kidding.. be happy. =)
yeah its just not me but when it comes out…….everyone usually runs in the opposite direction :innocent:
Haha. Well, I hope none of the above win the prize. And yeah, I think I have to ask the bf about our situation. He’s asleep right now though. Which reminds me, you’re still up?
I’m working on a project so I won’t be sleeping until late tonight. 
Hope you don’t have work to do tonight.
And I do hope my bf won’t be mad at me after reading my entry tomorrow morning. It’s how I feel.
Yes. He does. Haha. He is familiar with you as a xangan too.
I have to be at school by 9am too. Aiyah.
ahaha your picture of that gun is funny.
ohh remember i promised you something…? well here it is. just click it and then save it if you want. no porns, no pop ups, i promise and if someone already did that for you then you can just forget the link exist ok?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v122/missoanh83/sup007.bmp
by the way…i would love to give you some porns and mp3s that i downloaded just inform me on how i can send it to you.
night.
lol that’s freakin hilarious
:blink: $#*($*#( dang 101 comments…. whew! u are *poop*ular…
even with insomnia at :yawn: 2:14am…. thanks for the comment homie!
*hugs*
haha you’re such a bitch in this entry and I love it!!!
… sorry if I’m boring…
what is this “sleep” you speak of? haha. but yes, sleep would be nice. btw, as for your “hit list” … couldnt have said it better myself!
your xanga IS my form of late night procrastination. keep up the awesome posts!
ugly ppl eh? crap! =P
LOL i gotta admit altho its kinda tite, its so true and so funny >_< esp. dat TB tok …altho yes i admit..i DID go thru dat stage of toKinG LyKe diS aLL da TyMe daT i diN eveN haVe 2 finK =p hope my xanga aint too boring for ur standards lol
yep…no computer…so i hv no choice….hv 2 cancell the cable.
LOL dude he’s above AND below u man, yeh its gross, my buddy finks he’s hot stuff lol
wow, what a harsh entry. cheer up bro.
please, come to my page and check out my puzzle.
damn lan, its 3:30AM, and you’re still up. as a matter of fact, still up and on xanga, at that. of course, you are a bona fide xanga addict =D. what are you doing up bro?
hEy ItS kOOl tO tAlK LiKe tHaT hahhahahah, yeah fugly ppl sucks
oh my god.. you are a dork hahaha,that was my first survey!!! . is it really too much info??
anyways about the girls, it was a mysterious thang, freaky huh?
ahhahahaha a little angry there…
speaking of subliminal messages, is it me or does their ad campaign sound like “The Taste of Blood”?
hmy:
we’re twins… but i live in tx and she in ca..
big red is getting on my nerves too. why dont they pick the winner already so i can take that ugly crap off my page. hmmmpf.
i’m #1, 2, edit, AND 3…what are you trying to say? :cry: got beef? got pork? :huh:
and ugly people can have GREAT personalities… :tongue:
:laugh:hahaha i love ur sense of humour
but ur post made me sad
if i win, my face will haunt u for a LIFETIME *muahahahahahha* :devil:
totally agree with the little kids bullshit….however i like doing surveys because at least it occupies some time, especially when i don’t have anything huge to say. but if it’s a site that ONLY does surveys, i understand! :boxing:
Thats the funniest thing, I seriously dont think I apply to anyone on that list of “xanga people”.. but when I saw that big red thing I thought it was so dumb, because what if it was just a bunch of crap? Something someone made up just so they could say they had their puzzle on everyones xanga. it is pointless, who wants to win something by putting together a cheesy puzzle? I dont know, but I scoffed at everyone who had it on their xanga.. suckers.
I agree with you on the ugly and boring people. i hate when i read a xanga and they either take too many pictures of themselves, or they type about their day.. typing it like we should know who each and every person they are talking is. ” I SaRA’S HoUSe TOniGht anD We weNT to WenDyS” oh gees, you nailed that big red thing right on the head.
I think I fall into category 2, and maybe 5 too, but it’s something I can’t help
Dear Lan,
I don’ know how I ended up here this morning surfing the Xangans, and since you have hundreds of comments already, and must be a real popular site I’ve never heard of because I’m an old fogie, and will probably never even see this comment, much less read it, I feel compelled to make the comment anyway, seeing as I hate to visit anyone on the internet without alerting them to my presence. (I can never be accused of “lurking” anywhere!)
After seeing the “Big Red” post show up on about a dozen Xanga blog I read, I had an epiphany to post a “joke post” containing something like you did with this post, and now I don’t have to do it, because you already have. Very humorous, and somebody needed to point out how stupid the “contest” really is.
Sort of like “YOU MAY ALREADY HAVE WON MILLIONS OF DOLLARS but you really haven’t sucker.”
Bravo,
Michael F. Nyiri, poet, philosopher, fool
You would probably hate my site, but that’s okay, I’ll keep reading yours.
But wait… “Here’s a tip for the ladies: tape yourselves having orgasms and watch your eprops rise.”
Or maybe you have read mine?
puhahhahaha all good points in this post! :laugh:
oh my, your xanga has turned from pg-13 to r in less than 1 entry!? i like what i’m seeing. keep up the good work good sir.
music.. i can handle that. boring people.. hate reading their xangas. surrveys ,so frickon annoying . back ground whores… hate em. pEopLE tLkin lyKe dIs . :mad: drives me crazy. ugly people.. i dont really care.
HAHAHAHAHHA…
I will make that tape and my eprops BETTER rise… along with other things. GET IT? RISE? HAHAHAaaaaaaaaa i’m so stupid.
bUt TaLcCiN LyKE DiS iSh ShOo kOo
I think I would fall under the ‘boring’ category. I have no life, and have no plans of ever having one… Interesting
And I’m a “little kid”, but I DuN tAkL lYk DiS, so I’m not sure if it counts.
Well that was my random comment of the day =D
-Random subscriber
oh did you know i dedicated my page to you know since you mentioned all those things on your entries?
for reallys? we are identical but don’t look that much alike anymore
http://p7.xanga.com/7c/e7/7ce7af693e4135da8bea77c10bc2b44d1136925.jpg
how about pages that taking a freakin’ eternity to load?!
that just makes me want to burn this motherfucker down.
Come on, Pookie, let’s burn this motherfucker down! Come on, Pookie! Let’s burn it, Pookie! Let’s burn this motherfucker down! Let’s burn it down! Let’s burn it!
Hey, I agree with everything but the jukebox xangan thing. I’M a jukebox xangan, and I like being able to log on a rock out to my favorite song, so do my friends.
Peace Out
Tanisha
omg…cute baby!
you’re boring sometimes. and kinda ugly sometimes too. you don’t see me writing up a boring ass blog about it.
i’ll be in socal tonight til next sun. see you.
But wait…I have a song on my page….and I write boring entries….whatcha gonna do about it?
i scanned it. it’s something ive kept in my scrapbook.
haha for all the ugly people.. sheeesh thats kinda mean. ur just like mother! meeeeean! lol im just plaaayin.
WHOOOA ugly people?!? lolz!! Geez you sound just like my friend. We were watching this Korean movie and the actors/actresses weren’t all that pretty and she was like “Ugh I hate watching a movie with ugly people in it. I can’t put myself in their place.” HAHAHA!! WTF!!! O_O You all are so conceited! =P Kidding!
Uhmmm… I have music on my site, my life is kinda boring, and sometimes I can be really ugly. Please don’t hate me….
I see alot of people post that puzzle, just like before alot of people post the free ipod things..kinda annoyed =(. I skip those pages usually.
omg..lan,
“5. Ugly People – There are LOTS of ugly fucktards & bitches out there and they’re only going to hit more branches of the ugly tree as they get older. For those of you who fall into this category….try thinking about NOT putting up a profile picture.”
I remembered posting an entry about trees and all .. so today u have a new one, eh? implyin someone’s fuglyish now? yaoooouch.. :ohmy: :ohmy: :cry:
Lan…what chu tryin’ to hint to me?
haha so I’m reading it and of course I see myself under “Jukebox Xangans”…and possibly some others too.
Well u know what!
TOO bad! I’m gonna leave my music on my page…and just for you my next song will be Britney Spears! Will that make me fall under “Little Kids” too?
Anyway….I have that makeup page b/c I didn’t want to write about freakin makeup on my page… is it jomacjo ? Hmmmm I’d had some ppl on Asian Avenue jack my pics before…Fuckin crazy to do that!
the next episode will post when i g et my act together haha :ph34r: the last few episodes hasnt been all that exciting. i loved seeing maryanne get owned. :boxing:
ps my sis just told me you’re a twin and ALL twins are cool in my book! haha im such a dork.
music and videos that take forever to load drive me insane! and little kids. you hit it on the nose with that. seems teeners are overrunning xanga.
OMG seems like I fall into the Boring People List…At least I don’t belong to the Ugly People List ( I hope not…)
ryc: yea we don’t look a like at all anymore… she has been living there since july… how bout you guys? whats your brothers name?
ry pps: thank you, we are really flattered but we don’t think so…
hahaha you crack me up!!! thanks for the good laugh :laugh:
word.
More power to you, I say, even though I am certainly guilty of a few of those crimes…especially being a background whore.
yeah. definitely. the words in the picture i feel everyday.
I totally agree with the background one and those people who capitalized every other letter in the word. It’s sad but sometime I see people in their 20s typing like that. Now those people need to grow up.
Well I think I am just paranoid with the back thing. Been so stressed lately that I think I ams eriously going insane. Either that…or extremely obsessive compulsive.
I must say, interesting hit list. I agree with the first point. I hate any page with music.
Then your last point: for the uglies. I’m sorry I can’t help it that I don’t photoshop my face. I just don’t find cranking up the lighting until you can’t see my nose is attractive =p
PS: if you have msn/aim: gimme gimme!
thx for droppin by. hope u win!
ryc: Thank youu!
i like the different surveys…the ones w/ color, etc suck but the original ones are ok. Also, the music and the backgrounds really suck and just ruin the site, especially when you have the music.
this is a good xanga…i’m impressed
< — boring.
i make baby jesus cry.
really? we’ve met lots of twins! the most rare are identical boy twins. hmmm, we’re not that interesting. we just spin everything into funny stories. really!
ps what is ryc?? something… Your Comment?
I apologize profusely for #5. :tongue:
i have to agree with the background xangans. What’s the point of having a xanga if you can’t read it. I also don’t like the xangas with songs, it slows up my computer.
haha…thanks. idk y i put that sweepstakes thing..i dont really like big red anyway..but yeha..
and
4. Little Kids - Is it me or does everyone under 16 think they are cool WeN dEi TaLk LyKe diS? For the babies out there…..please solve the puzzle above and figure out what you need to do.
..my brother hates that too…its one of his pet peeves..
HEY THERE..YOU HAVE TO BE THE MOST POPULAR PERSON ON XANGA…DAMN…SEE YA!!!
nice sitee
later-
Lan dont hate me cuz im uglee..
watch wat u say there u might be insulting some ppl…LIKE ME haha jk…well, i do have music on mai site. and a few boring entries too. but in the end its all good. im just not as cool as MR LAN HERE..with a billion feedback comments…hehe
I agree with some…
ONE OF THE QUESTIONS THAT IVE BEEN CARRYING AROUND WITH ME – UGLY PEOPLE DO THEY KNOW THEY ARE UGLY?
THANKS for answering that question for me! ie your view on this as in your entry and proudly displaying your profile pic. as if…
Haha…this is some funny stuff you have up here, Lan…hehe.. I must agree with a few of those xanga hint tips..hehe….but I like music too much…so that’s an exception….
Btw, the baby with the middle finger..so cute…but yet I can see the graphic is not too good…hehe…
Anyhow, have a good one.
Take care.
-Linda =D
which category do i fall under? i took off my profile pic just because of you.
LMFAO. at the people who TiZzYpE lYkE dIz. also to the ugly people part. ahahha. hilariously funny, but incredibly true. Amen to that, brotha!
<3
HEY…
i’m one of them people that have music on my page. ha
vote for my baby!!
http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=BabyPhotoContest
She is #4!! I really appreciate your vote. Thanks so much!
I’m sorry, but the world doesn’t revolve around you. :stubborn:
i voted.
c’mon now..be nice =)
:throb: :wub:lan, did i tell you I love your face expression? :wub: :w00t: :dribble: :group: :hug:
…
:blink: :pinch: :sick: :cry: :wacko:
Hahahahhahahahaa.
I have music, but I like it. I polled my regulars and they like it too.
So, it’s staying
okay i a gree i hat the music people put on their site. and dont go thinking im ugly just because i dont have a pic… any hoo i agree w/ every thing else so come over to my site and see if i qualify..lol guess ill talk to ya later!!
~lindsay
You sound like a really interesting person! Maybe we can chat it up sometime :w00t:
My twin sis finally decided to get a xanga. If the link doesn’t work, type in the URL manually. And to answer your question, yes, I have read your past entries to see where you’re coming from. I just don’t understand–you dislike those particular types of people so you want to “sit on their face and fart”? How about just not go to their site? And if you’re so proud to state that in your xanga the world revolves around you, can’t you realize that it is the exact same situation in those sites mentioned up above? I enjoy a little sarcasm/exaggeration, but they, just like you, simply want to express their own style and taste. If that’s the best display of a satire, a combination of the components you stated can beat this entry anyday. I think you’re loosing your touch. If you feel differently, type a genuine entry to prove your point.
-Jenni
and i thought shi had a nice page.
wholesome entry. fly artwork =P
ryc: I’m the same way, I never turn it on so I never even notice it!
:dribble:
have i told you lately that I heart you?
tee hee, yeah, it’s good you put it out there though, so then we could all lagh at ourselves! :laugh:
>_< im 1 2 3 4 and 5 =[
i heart you cause this post fucking rocks.
Wow, i really sounded white right then. LOL
no i meant your face expression
not the smilies
those are everywhere
I like the way you post in ur pix
:wub:
Absolutely Fabulous! Although I very well could fall into that boring as hell catergory.
But damn…yah think taping myself having an orgasm will do the trick? ;-P
*shaking my head* haha Lan Lan Lan
hey sexi whts poppin. me nuthin jus keepin it real.well peace out.luv ya.
candy
Ooo I’m one of those that have music on ma page haha … I should shut down my xanga then?! lol …
U’re mmmmeeeeaaannnnn … haha .. jk jk
i guess i have to take down my profile pics and all my other pics!
White.
LMFAO.
Ha ha awesome, am I a xanga slave if I comment on your xanga only because you have the most comments in the world?
Anyways, My xanga is awesome, just poetry though. :shrug:
The background image is a little hard to read the text, but you scroll with it, as I made it like that on purpose. The music I put on my site is music to relax to and just escape while reading my poetry. I just want my xanga to be a happy place. :hug:
Anyways, I Do hate it when kids Type Like that. Yet, I hate it even worse when little pricks tYpE lIkE tHiS!
i think an exception can be made if ditty by paperboy is playing on your page.
no one wants to see an innocent baby with it’s middle finger up.
ps. your page takes forever and a day to load. that is annoying. :tongue:
ahahah serves you right!
you don’t have to go to their pages if you have such problems with those people in your hit list. no one asked you to go visit them.
hey babes, check ouy my new site. maybe leave a comment :wink:
you’re so mean! but i agree with everything except the ugly people. =P ugly people need love too
I agree with you on…background whores, survey’s somewhat, and the “little kids”…I dont think I even have enough energy to type like that. Haha…maybe because I’m boring as hell. Don’t hate on the ugly people. It’s not like they put up a picture to show off their face, if that was the case, I definitely wouldn’t have mine up.
haha well I have music on my site…I don’t usually do surveys unless I’m super bored…dunno if I’m boring or not…but you can read my site without having to highlight the text…what really bothers me is when people have backgrounds like that, but then they have that retarded code that makes it not possible to highlight the text…I’m prob ugly, but oh well.
haha nice site
<3 kyra”
yeah you’re rite i haven’t read your other entries. my bad. thanx for visiting my site. and i’ll try to have fun at the concert it’s my first rock concert.
:pooh::pooh::pooh::pooh::pooh::pooh::pooh::pooh::pooh::pooh::pooh::pooh::pooh::pooh::pooh::pooh::pooh::pooh::pooh::pooh::pooh::pooh::pooh::pooh::pooh::pooh::pooh::pooh::pooh::pooh::pooh::pooh::pooh::pooh::pooh::pooh::pooh::pooh:v
AMEN! You are like….my brother from another mother…Xanga page hating part that is…When one is innocently returning a comment and WAMMMMMMMM some horribly over played top 40 tune blare on the speakers…or when you have to highlight the entry to read it…oui. I feel ya.
::random comments::
heey i <33 your site !!
hey lan !! wat’s up ?? how was ur weekend hun ?? i hope that it was good !! =T just wanted to say hi ya since ur too good to stop by once n while and say hi back to meeh :dry: gtg toodlez !! xoxoxo <3 Kimmie
Hi there!
Your blog’s interesting! Haha. :w00t:
Cam
I agree with you about the songs some people post on their sites…
Anyway, you’re #1 on featured content today so I figured I’d stop by and say hi and see what your site is all about! Have a great night
Julia
Ironically I was gonna write an entry about that sorta thing. Maybe I’ll do it anyway. I’ll take some of your stuff and credit you.
People need to learn how to write xanga entries.
Are you tryna say I’m ugly now?!
But yes, I totally agree with all your 5 hitlist thurr. :worthy:
You’re welcome. I must say, thanks for letting me voice my own opinion, and being really savvy about it. Three cheers for you. Your ‘world’ is definitely a cool one, and an interesting read; nevertheless, I ‘ll be keeping an eye out for that genuine post.
Good hunting with the satiring. No hard feelings.
-Jenni
ha ha! hallarious… I use my music cos I’m normally depressed… & so it fits my Xanga & the look… & I’m 14, but… yet again, I don’t talk with the weard short words… well… not normally… anyway, awsome post!
-Cameron
dang dude whats with calling peole fucktards and shiz thats mean and i like most of your entries but this one was like woah damn wtf is up with that i mean peopel can do what they want to do on there xanga page as you do with yours. anyways its just plain werid of you to write this shiz. people cant help being ugly its the way that GOD made you, you cant change your image or the way you look unless you have surgery to look pretty or sumthin i mean come on Lan your entry was mean this time damn dude
I told you this yesterday, but you’re so fuckin right, dude
lol you crack me up
Look at all these ugly westerners. CHEESEBURGERS APPLE PIE GIT-R-DONE
well… its a good thing i altered my profile pictures….
gotta love mspaint
hahaha…omg yeah okay… i fit into some of those catagories. lol well youre finally #1 on featured. something i guess you wanted. congrats!
Let me be your “Young Grasshopper” and teach me how *I* too can get 200 and whatever comments
Thanks so much hehe!
i’m definitely a #2…..
but oh well….
you forgot to add in people who are obsessed with eprops – and are harsh like “prop me back yo!” and “don’t forget to leave me some eprops everyone!” *barf*
great page, great entries…..
and i hope you win the contest thingy! =)
I agree with your list, except the first one. That’s because I put music on my Xanga LOL. In my defense, it’s good music
.
And you seem to be a bit on the bitchy mood lol.
Ouch, so honest and threating. haha.
Plus i’m around that age, i do not type Lyk Dis
N aLl ThAt WeIrd CrAp.
ahaha ur hitlist is awesome! lol, sorry if my life’s boring kekeke..the little kids one slays me, how bout when they state how much they LOVE they’re significant other at their old age of 13 and they’ve been goin out for 2 days.
i think u should take off that #5…..was this entry meant to get more eprops??? because for anyone who’s agreeing with u on that they just want to be your friend because you’re mr. popular on xanga and u know…like in high school how everyone wants to hang out w/ the popular guy???……..i don’t know why they have to agree with u…..not knowing that blog might have been geared towards some of them….or me….that’s why im offended!! lol…
ryc: thanks….its a top….
aha wow, yeah ugly people. I like when I’m driving next to an ugly person and they have their window all the way down and i’m like… wow what the fuck. either they’re in-denial, or they’re so ugly that they weren’t able to get a job to afford air-conditioning. but i disagree with the music thing (i dont have music on my page) because sometimes it’s good music that’s hard to find. but i agree if there’s not a stop button LOL. but that orgasm thing sounds like an idea… i’ll ponder on it.
xx justine
PS. i will feel like a faggot-child if i’m considered an ugly person, and yes i will go cry in a corner.
Ammmmmmmmmmen… I’m sorry though.. I do like my theme music.
i know! tell me about it… omg! returning the *hug* =)
whoooo! get that man a tampon – quick! :hammer:
hmmm so the alligator thing is a hoax? for real i thought the arm and leg looked pretty real…… :hehe:
gee, suddenly, you’ve become, like, AngerMan. do you have a spandex costume to go with that? with your briefs over your pants, a cape, and a built-in ‘rant amplifier’?
i dislike when people put music on their site as well. even though i really love music, it just doesn’t work. and i’m usually on slow p.o.s. computers or connections, so that just means a crapload of time wasted loading the damn page for something i don’t want.
heyyyy… i’m probably one of those boring people… i would never claim otherwise. but that’s probably also why i’ve stopped updating so often. i don’t talk so much about what i did on my site as things i’ve thought.
sometimes surveys can be cool. it depends on the survey though.
i don’t like backgrounds either. even if you can read the text, it’s preferable to not have it.
i don’t go on little kids’ sites, so yeah.
dude… don’t bag on the ugly people unless it’s their fault (i.e. they willfully did something to themself that’s bad-looking). i like profile pics because it makes the idea of talking to the person less abstract cause at least you see who you’re talking to. that’s why i don’t like it that much when the person puts up a picture that isn’t of them. or at least doesn’t remind me of them.
howdy Lan-is-COOL! its WHATS YO FANTASY by ludaaaacris! (was that the song ur talkin bout)? silly! the pix is on MARCH 8THS entry! my bestfriend thought it was me kissin the guy. shame on herrr! hehe take care and BEHAVE cuz i know ur KINKY UNDERCOVER haha jk i duno! im weird too *big hug* byeeeee
lets take a deep breath and breathe….
what would neone do with a lifetime xanga? eitherway i’ll taek those pointers to heart. and thanks for explaining how to take screen shots
I must say, I love the way you think. I totaly agree.
uh.. aren’t you ugly?
lol jk
What the fuck has gotten into you?? I don’t like this entry. Mean bitch
oh no!.
i fill out surveys and im under 16. sowie if u come upon my site and itz boring. but ull love that i have no music! yay